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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry. To day. Most things would be an improvement. It's not sex just tossing someone of with a fanny. Really ? "
Need I say more for the origin of the thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Almost anything is better than the current gem."
Ooooooo you mean the one that was our headline for all of 5minutes after replacing our headline that has been there for as long as can be remembered, but has already disgusted so many....:D love it :D |
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"Almost anything is better than the current gem.
Ooooooo you mean the one that was our headline for all of 5minutes after replacing our headline that has been there for as long as can be remembered, but has already disgusted so many....:D love it :D "
I have no idea. I wasn't disgusted by the tossing off one but you asked for suggestions for a good one. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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How about: the worst thing about time travelling bands of Viking raiders is they are so unreliable at turning up on time for tea.
Or: I wonder how much shampoo and conditioner Chewbacca got for Christmas?
Or: Creosote, great preservative, but doesn't work do sod all for keeping sarnies fresh.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about: the worst thing about time travelling bands of Viking raiders is they are so unreliable at turning up on time for tea.
Or: I wonder how much shampoo and conditioner Chewbacca got for Christmas?
Or: Creosote, great preservative, but doesn't work do sod all for keeping sarnies fresh.
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I like the chew baca one has |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We like sex like our steak... Well done...
Or in my case....
Rare... 
 brilliant !!
You sir can have a cookie "
We like our men like our coffee! Black and with a biscuit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about ... SEX .. its only hydraulics .... think about it.... think about it..... and there you go ... my exwife spoiled sex for me with that little gem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We like sex like our steak... Well done...
Or in my case....
Rare... "
Nawwwwww! Here I'll give you our George foreman...it's lean and mean and reduces fat like nobody's buisness |
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