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over a year ago
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"Maybe can do head stands and jump up and down 100 times on the spot . lol  "
Jo I think you are confusing exceptional with brian jacks superstars - showing our age  |
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I think they just have to fancy them. Then if contact is made he has to not be a fucktard in the first few messages and he is in.
It's just a caveat they can refer back to as an excuse for saying 'no' when receiving unsolicited mail from men.
"We arent really looking for single men" is so much nicer than "You are an ugly fucktard. Fuck off Shrek".
I certainly prefer the former from my experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's down to the individual I imagine - they'll recognise what they're looking for when they spot it....
All you can be is true to yourself and not lose your self-worth.
I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't think your exceptional then your probably not"
That's a term we have heard banded around on here. For us I suppose it would be a decent well presented single who can type a decent message with humour sparkle and not many spelling mistakes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""If you don't think your exceptional then your probably not"
That's a term we have heard banded around on here. For us I suppose it would be a decent well presented single who can type a decent message with humour sparkle and not many spelling mistakes. "
well everyone cant spell well here now your asking just to much . |
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""If you don't think your exceptional then your probably not"
That's a term we have heard banded around on here. For us I suppose it would be a decent well presented single who can type a decent message with humour sparkle and not many spelling mistakes. "
Please define 'many'. Does this include incorrectly used punctuation ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've sometimes asked for an exceptional male when looking for a meet
Usually we look for a nice guy, attractive (to us), who sounds from their messages like we might get on and could have an interesting chat if we met them, but when we've asked for exceptional it's meaning that I (female) is feeling shallow and feels like a gorgeous looking sex god with a fantastic body and cock to fuck - not found one yet though lol, so if there's any reading this.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've sometimes asked for an exceptional male when looking for a meet
Usually we look for a nice guy, attractive (to us), who sounds from their messages like we might get on and could have an interesting chat if we met them, but when we've asked for exceptional it's meaning that I (female) is feeling shallow and feels like a gorgeous looking sex god with a fantastic body and cock to fuck - not found one yet though lol, so if there's any reading this.... "
Actually to be fair to those we've met, a couple of guys have come pretty close  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With this thread in mind and reading the replies we have decided to update our status to say we are exceptional.
Well
Exceptionally average to be exact.
As the male half I would say i am the least exceptional guy you can ever meet. Average in every respect.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you don't think your exceptional then your probably not"
That's a term we have heard banded around on here. For us I suppose it would be a decent well presented single who can type a decent message with humour sparkle and not many spelling mistakes.
Please define 'many'. Does this include incorrectly used punctuation ? "
Sigh you had such potential and you were going to start coming to Libs too.
Oh well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc "
Tiny hairy cock with anger issues. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc "
So exceptional to you is a gym fit very well endowed literate chap who has a personality? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've sometimes asked for an exceptional male when looking for a meet
Usually we look for a nice guy, attractive (to us), who sounds from their messages like we might get on and could have an interesting chat if we met them, but when we've asked for exceptional it's meaning that I (female) is feeling shallow and feels like a gorgeous looking sex god with a fantastic body and cock to fuck - not found one yet though lol, so if there's any reading this.... "
Exceptional males would never call themselves that and over the years have been lucky to meet some . And never asked for exceptional male in my life I would be worried if I put that i would get big heads some who think they are gods gifts . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bellerophon I'm no fan of gym bunnies.
Now if you were to pull a bunny out of a hat....."
I can make myself disappear and can produce a rabbit out of an Ann Summers shop does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being an exception; uncommon: This town is exceptional for the region in having a high tax rate. 2. Well above average; extraordinary: an exceptional memory.
That's the definition anyway or one listed.
So you average male on here will have an ok body and maybe 6 inch cock (pure guess work based on messages we get)
We look for guys with great bodies and 7 inch plus cocks where possible
I know I am shallow on here but if I am going to meet guys I want the full package not average joes (sorry)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've sometimes asked for an exceptional male when looking for a meet
Usually we look for a nice guy, attractive (to us), who sounds from their messages like we might get on and could have an interesting chat if we met them, but when we've asked for exceptional it's meaning that I (female) is feeling shallow and feels like a gorgeous looking sex god with a fantastic body and cock to fuck - not found one yet though lol, so if there's any reading this.... Exceptional males would never call themselves that and over the years have been lucky to meet some . And never asked for exceptional male in my life I would be worried if I put that i would get big heads some who think they are gods gifts . "
Haha yep, thats what we got. It was a tongue in cheek request, and it had the opposite effect as hardly anyone answered anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bellerophon I'm no fan of gym bunnies.
Now if you were to pull a bunny out of a hat.....I can make myself disappear and can produce a rabbit out of an Ann Summers shop does that count?"
I'll supply the top hat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being an exception; uncommon: This town is exceptional for the region in having a high tax rate. 2. Well above average; extraordinary: an exceptional memory.
That's the definition anyway or one listed.
So you average male on here will have an ok body and maybe 6 inch cock (pure guess work based on messages we get)
We look for guys with great bodies and 7 inch plus cocks where possible
I know I am shallow on here but if I am going to meet guys I want the full package not average joes (sorry)
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No need to be sorry many people follow that philosophy including us.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc "
there are 300 men like that ?...  |
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""If you don't think your exceptional then your probably not"
That's a term we have heard banded around on here. For us I suppose it would be a decent well presented single who can type a decent message with humour sparkle and not many spelling mistakes.
Please define 'many'. Does this include incorrectly used punctuation ?
Sigh you had such potential and you were going to start coming to Libs too.
Oh well. "
Did I. Well thats the first time I have had 'potential' since reform school. They are the ones who taught me to spell too. 
Will still go to Libs but won't sign in and reveal my literacy issues.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being an exception; uncommon: This town is exceptional for the region in having a high tax rate. 2. Well above average; extraordinary: an exceptional memory.
That's the definition anyway or one listed.
So you average male on here will have an ok body and maybe 6 inch cock (pure guess work based on messages we get)
We look for guys with great bodies and 7 inch plus cocks where possible
I know I am shallow on here but if I am going to meet guys I want the full package not average joes (sorry)
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Does that extra inch put someone into the exceptional category? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bellerophon I'm no fan of gym bunnies.
Now if you were to pull a bunny out of a hat.....I can make myself disappear and can produce a rabbit out of an Ann Summers shop does that count?
I'll supply the top hat. "
I will supply the Rabbit............if I can find it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being an exception; uncommon: This town is exceptional for the region in having a high tax rate. 2. Well above average; extraordinary: an exceptional memory.
That's the definition anyway or one listed.
So you average male on here will have an ok body and maybe 6 inch cock (pure guess work based on messages we get)
We look for guys with great bodies and 7 inch plus cocks where possible
I know I am shallow on here but if I am going to meet guys I want the full package not average joes (sorry)
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Why say sorry?
You shouldn't have to its your choice what you are looking for and turns you on.
As stated previously I am very average, exceptionally so lol
As most guy's on here apparently have six packs huge cocks, can fuck all night and lick pussy for hours.
So this makes me exceptional coz I am different from the norm.
Confused? I am 
Seriously tho we just like people who we get on with, what's the point of being exceptional if you are an arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does that extra inch put someone into the exceptional category?"
I did say full package, in other words very good looking, great body and a bigger than average cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bellerophon I'm no fan of gym bunnies.
Now if you were to pull a bunny out of a hat.....I can make myself disappear and can produce a rabbit out of an Ann Summers shop does that count?
I'll supply the top hat. I will supply the Rabbit............if I can find it!"
It's here!
*coughs *
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And of course theres the fact that an exceptional guy doesn't necessarily transtate into an exception meet.
The best meets we've had have been with Mr average. The guys you'd look at and think wow haven't always been that great! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously tho we just like people who we get on with, what's the point of being exceptional if you are an arse. "
Totally correct, some exceptional guys (what they offer body wise) can be complete fuds and they are usually found out by their actions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No need to be sorry many people follow that philosophy including us. "
No point in meeting someone unless you think wow I fancy him/her
And your right I shouldn't need to apologise but some guys get upset when I say sorry I don't fancy you |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
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Seriously tho we just like people who we get on with, what's the point of being exceptional if you are an arse.
Totally correct, some exceptional guys (what they offer body wise) can be complete fuds and they are usually found out by their actions"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha."
i know what they mean that's why I don't even bother messageing them I'm not exceptional if I thought I was I wouldn't be me ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Seriously tho we just like people who we get on with, what's the point of being exceptional if you are an arse.
Totally correct, some exceptional guys (what they offer body wise) can be complete fuds and they are usually found out by their actions
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Hope for the average Joe yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2"
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact."
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When people refer to exceptional single male, females or couples what criteria is used to qualify as being exceptional?"
I'm basic terms, it means fit, good looking, large penis, and not the village idiot.
It's very odd that this criteria makes a person exceptional though, because it must mean most men on here are overweight, ugly, tiny dicked morons.... Oh wait.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny."
Thank you. I thought the OP was offended though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny."
I am not offended .........you cannot be offended in FAB land..............can you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny.I am not offended .........you cannot be offended in FAB land..............can you?"
Is this real life is this just fantasy caught in a landslide? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people refer to exceptional single male, females or couples what criteria is used to qualify as being exceptional?
I'm basic terms, it means fit, good looking, large penis, and not the village idiot.
It's very odd that this criteria makes a person exceptional though, because it must mean most men on here are overweight, ugly, tiny dicked morons.... Oh wait.... "
Good grief. Why the fuck does it imply that?? YOU are the one saying that everyone average is a tiny dicked moron. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny.I am not offended .........you cannot be offended in FAB land..............can you?"
Ah ok... apologies.
I'm not offended that you're not offended. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people refer to exceptional single male, females or couples what criteria is used to qualify as being exceptional?
I'm basic terms, it means fit, good looking, large penis, and not the village idiot.
It's very odd that this criteria makes a person exceptional though, because it must mean most men on here are overweight, ugly, tiny dicked morons.... Oh wait....
Good grief. Why the fuck does it imply that?? YOU are the one saying that everyone average is a tiny dicked moron. "
It'd called joking. Relax. Sigh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny.I am not offended .........you cannot be offended in FAB land..............can you?
Ah ok... apologies.
I'm not offended that you're not offended. x"
I am glad your not offended by me not being offended............this is what Christmas is all about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people refer to exceptional single male, females or couples what criteria is used to qualify as being exceptional?
I'm basic terms, it means fit, good looking, large penis, and not the village idiot.
It's very odd that this criteria makes a person exceptional though, because it must mean most men on here are overweight, ugly, tiny dicked morons.... Oh wait....
Good grief. Why the fuck does it imply that?? YOU are the one saying that everyone average is a tiny dicked moron.
It'd called joking. Relax. Sigh. "
I was too. I should've used this smiley.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When people refer to exceptional single male, females or couples what criteria is used to qualify as being exceptional?
I'm basic terms, it means fit, good looking, large penis, and not the village idiot.
It's very odd that this criteria makes a person exceptional though, because it must mean most men on here are overweight, ugly, tiny dicked morons.... Oh wait....
Good grief. Why the fuck does it imply that?? YOU are the one saying that everyone average is a tiny dicked moron.
It'd called joking. Relax. Sigh.
I was too. I should've used this smiley.
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Bloody hell. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you don't know what it means, they don't mean you.
Ouch...ha.Ouch x 2
Why are you offended? I wasn't being bitchy. It's a fact about anything at all on a profile.
For example, if someone listed some sexual act you'd never heard of, no point in mailing them as you're clearly not compatible. It's just a fact.
Not offended.
At all. Thought it clear and funny.I am not offended .........you cannot be offended in FAB land..............can you?
Ah ok... apologies.
I'm not offended that you're not offended. xI am glad your not offended by me not being offended............this is what Christmas is all about?"
Yep. And mince pies. 
Exceptional mince pies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now I cannot, as you point out, do exceptional but can do exceedingly good mince pies. Does that qualify if I make them an inch bigger or lets say bigger than average? |
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I'm exceptional.
I can't lick pussy for hours without breathing. I can't fuck extremely hard all night long and cum multiple times with huge amounts of jizz everytime. I don't have an 8+ inch cock, and my profile doesn't say straight.
So I'm very exceptional on here (FAB's). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" we are looking for Exceptional or I am Exceptional.. I would run a mile . lol no thanks as people are different and one thing don't make you that . "
Of course not but the ethos is there for everyone of us, we will all ask the questions to ourselves when someone new gets in contact and that is do I fancy this person? Am i interested? Or what makes this person stand out from the crowd?
If we don't surely we end-up meeting for the sake of meeting?
For most females and couples who are looking for guys this website is a sausage factory and surely we all look to see what makes one sausage stick out from the crowd so to speak?
Most guys I assume think how do i get myself noticed on a website full of guys?
NB: Of course loads of average bodied guys can be exceptional in many other ways but for me I only want the full package in body, looks and cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" we are looking for Exceptional or I am Exceptional.. I would run a mile . lol no thanks as people are different and one thing don't make you that .
Of course not but the ethos is there for everyone of us, we will all ask the questions to ourselves when someone new gets in contact and that is do I fancy this person? Am i interested? Or what makes this person stand out from the crowd?
If we don't surely we end-up meeting for the sake of meeting?
For most females and couples who are looking for guys this website is a sausage factory and surely we all look to see what makes one sausage stick out from the crowd so to speak?
Most guys I assume think how do i get myself noticed on a website full of guys?
NB: Of course loads of average bodied guys can be exceptional in many other ways but for me I only want the full package in body, looks and cock"
I'll be right over |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always just take it to mean that they don't generally want to meet single men/single women/couples/whatever but if someone came along who they got on well with or fancied loads they'd make an exception.
Maybe I'm naive though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So to summarise; exceptional cannot be really categorised as its down to the requestors requirements on looks attributes and personality.
I am glad we have cleared that up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always just take it to mean that they don't generally want to meet single men/single women/couples/whatever but if someone came along who they got on well with or fancied loads they'd make an exception.
Maybe I'm naive though. "
Yep, fancied loads is the big starting point for most I would agree... we then like to meet socially to see if there is a spark |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc there are 300 men like that ?...
????? I said HE messaged 300 women. I think the men who copy and paste 300 women at a time are without number Are you implying I messaged 300 people?"
What on earth are you talking about? I was referring to most men, the average man blah blah blah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So to summarise; exceptional cannot be really categorised as its down to the requestors requirements on looks attributes and personality.
I am glad we have cleared that up!"
Everyone is exceptional in their own way. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To most men who message me I think exceptional means the one woman who responds out of the 300 he copy and pasted messaged. So in effect exceptionally tolerant with exceptionally low standards and does not mind at all about the beer belly/tiny cock/illiteracy etc etc there are 300 men like that ?...
????? I said HE messaged 300 women. I think the men who copy and paste 300 women at a time are without number Are you implying I messaged 300 people?
What on earth are you talking about? I was referring to most men, the average man blah blah blah"
Seemingly so. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So to summarise; exceptional cannot be really categorised as its down to the requestors requirements on looks attributes and personality.
I am glad we have cleared that up!
Everyone is exceptional in their own way. x"
Indeed Ms Stars everyone is special and exceptional in their own way .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I cannot, as you point out, do exceptional but can do exceedingly good mince pies. Does that qualify if I make them an inch bigger or lets say bigger than average? "
Stuff 'em good too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now I cannot, as you point out, do exceptional but can do exceedingly good mince pies. Does that qualify if I make them an inch bigger or lets say bigger than average?
Stuff 'em good too."
Ms Blue
Can it be true
You are a member of the purveyors of rhyme
In your celestial time
But "stuff then good too"
Is what I usually do
I can tell no lies
With my fit to bursting mince pies
But I am not from exceptional stock
As I only have a six and three quarter inch cock
No Adonis body here to see
A normal chap in fact just me!
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"Now I cannot, as you point out, do exceptional but can do exceedingly good mince pies. Does that qualify if I make them an inch bigger or lets say bigger than average?
Stuff 'em good too.
Ms Blue
Can it be true
You are a member of the purveyors of rhyme
In your celestial time
But "stuff then good too"
Is what I usually do
I can tell no lies
With my fit to bursting mince pies
But I am not from exceptional stock
As I only have a six and three quarter inch cock
No Adonis body here to see
A normal chap in fact just me!
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Flippin' eck.
Six and 3/4 inches?
Do me!
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