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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?
(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would you even think to say 'treat her with respect'?
Surely that's a given?
It kinda implies 'this one is good, I'll treat her with respect but those others.... It's game on for those bastards'....... Or summat
Hopefully they don't really think like that but really, FuckAdvisor???
What next, star ratings lol
The clue is in the name......Verification
1. Turned up on time
2. Looked like recent pics
3. There is no 3
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?
(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"
I've just checked mine  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?
(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"
Every verification cliché I hate shows on my verifications, but I'm a veri-collector.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?
(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"
Love it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.
Treat her with respect guys! "
Or you'll have me to answer to..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Verifications are funny things aren't they?
Things that make us laugh and we maybe repeating what others have already said.
Want to keep him/her all to myself
Treat them with respect
Mmm mmmm so good with his tongue/fingers
Can breath through his ears
She can suck like a Dyson
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate! 
I may be testing that theory..... "
Feel free!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.
Treat her with respect guys! "
That's so funny.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The OTT chapter & verse ones are amusing too, you'd think no one else had ever had a sexual experience before....
my current fave cliche:-
"he has a suckable fuckable cock."
I like to think you wouldn't do either to it if it wasn't!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Best BJ Ever'...usually written on every veri they leave for every woman, myself included! Never makes sense how many women have fantastic oral skills, but then how many men have said in forum posts they've never had a good bj...the cynic in me thinks that maybe they think flattery will get a return visit, bless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!
I may be testing that theory.....
Feel free!
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Jan........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Really nice people, shame there wasn't more time'
So they hated each other then lol.
Also, why arrange a meet if you haven't got time to have one !?"
 This. Always mystifies me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!
I may be testing that theory.....
Feel free!
Jan........ "
Fine by me! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you even think to say 'treat her with respect'?
Surely that's a given?
It kinda implies 'this one is good, I'll treat her with respect but those others.... It's game on for those bastards'....... Or summat
Hopefully they don't really think like that but really, FuckAdvisor???
What next, star ratings lol
The clue is in the name......Verification
1. Turned up on time
2. Looked like recent pics
3. There is no 3
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I really wish it was just 2 tick boxes. So much easier! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
gets on my wick.. Along with "if you ever get the chance dont pass it up" line .. "otherwise youll end up a chain smoking d*unk at the bar.. People will ask the bartender who'll say you missed the chance" lol... Yea, a tad fucking irritating
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
gets on my wick.. Along with "if you ever get the chance dont pass it up" line .. "otherwise youll end up a chain smoking d*unk at the bar.. People will ask the bartender who'll say you missed the chance" lol... Yea, a tad fucking irritating
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
gets on my wick.. Along with "if you ever get the chance dont pass it up" line .. "otherwise youll end up a chain smoking d*unk at the bar.. People will ask the bartender who'll say you missed the chance" lol... Yea, a tad fucking irritating
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""He's a well good shag" had been the most amusing today... I hate hate hate "suckable cock"!!!!! HATE!"
I loathe that saying. Glad I'm not the only one |
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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago
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Amen brother!!!
Thats always annoyed me ...
So glad u posted it as i thought it was just me who took issue with idiots posting that.
Between that and Sydney Uni - its like people just copying others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
It's nice to see a man's thoughts about this too, that wording in itself make me keep the veri hidden!
It's patronising and a bit possesive, I don't know what they think when they write it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The OTT chapter & verse ones are amusing too, you'd think no one else had ever had a sexual experience before....
my current fave cliche:-
"he has a suckable fuckable cock."
I like to think you wouldn't do either to it if it wasn't!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?
(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)
Every verification cliché I hate shows on my verifications, but I'm a veri-collector. "
Ditto.....
Apparently....I "stand out", "walk the walk" and sundry others.....
As has been said before...what matters is I am what I am, and I turn up and perform. Nuffi said. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the irony! 
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often. "
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....
Have you wanked for Wales also? "
I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....
Have you wanked for Wales also?
I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds. "
Funny that, flicking for Finland is amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most veris on this site are a bit cliche filled and embarrassing. I love the cringeworthy, gushing, over the top ones about gifts to man/womankind, record breaking multiple orgasm sessions and how they're going to be great friends...but never seem to have met again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy...
That doesn't annoy me, I actually think that one is mortifying. Totally cringe worthy. "
Equats to - I'm really an insecure bunny boiler and kinda gutted he only really wants me for fun (eats 3rd bar of chocolate) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....
Have you wanked for Wales also?
I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds.
Funny that, flicking for Finland is amazing. "
I hear a few lasses say the same thing....a lot to be said for temperature play I guess....
I cracked one off for Krakow once....I'd do that again no problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Highly recommended"
A bit like nibbles you'd pass round at a party ?"
Does seem like they're trying to palm them off onto someone else when they recommend them.
I loved that topic where everyone did what veris really mean, was funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She gushed like a fountain, best you get plenty of towels. She fucked for hours and sucked cock like a demon....
IOW - I'm so good she gushed, I fuck for hours and have a great cock.....
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.
Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im sure that many verifications are full of cliches, I know mine are.
I also write a similar verI for all I send, bit like my ebay feedback, I rarely change what I write on there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.
Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say?"
Doesn't matter....someone will look at it through jaded eyes and find fault.....put whatever you like....
I keep all but my latest one hidden as a rule...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure that many verifications are full of cliches, I know mine are.
I also write a similar verI for all I send, bit like my ebay feedback, I rarely change what I write on there "
It's why I don't put too much stock in them....and keep mine mostly hidden...just so long as I know the person is pretty reliable, that's enough for me, I'll work the rest out through my own interactions with them.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
I never see the point, if a guys going to be a knob head on a meet her not going to change that because her last shag told him via verification to be respectful
Nice thighs by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She sucks cock like a pro and takes up the ass like a whore she was into hardcore cause she wanted more she rode my cock untill it was very sore she was a bbw and we shagged in a bmw after she fucked me she said get back in the que she was a fairy who wanted a veri her name was sherry and she popped my cherry but all in all what a bloody good veri haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.
Treat her with respect guys! "
Nearly pissed myself reading this.. .... but why waste my piss,? My as well splash & dash too, - with all due respect! |
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge"
lol fibber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate that as honestly the guys who write it are usually the ones you never here from again and are the biggest bullshitters! Maybe they should take their own advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Treat her with respect....
Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!
Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
Yea this is pathetic.. Another pet hate of mine ( sorry guys ) is " professional male".... What the fuck?? They applying for a job ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber."
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It do sound strange dont it lol.."treat her with respect" whats that mean bring your iwn tissue to wipe your cock instead of using the roll my husband nipped to asda for lol... X |
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."
Is that a bit like double jeopardy?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have it on a few of mine. What am I supposed to do?
Ask them to rewrite it or not display it  "
Not at all, it reflects on them and not you.
BTW - I don't even know you and have a strong urge to respect you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...
Is that a bit like double jeopardy? "
Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have it on a few of mine. What am I supposed to do?
Ask them to rewrite it or not display it
Not at all, it reflects on them and not you.
BTW - I don't even know you and have a strong urge to respect you..."
Thank you I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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errr wait a minute none of my veris have 'treat her with respect' I'm a bit offended ya gits!! Oh wait I've got 'up her own arse' I'm cool again.. As you were chaps. |
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...
Is that a bit like double jeopardy?
Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid"
There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the pleasure of meeting = took long enough.
Looking forward to playing next time = meet at a social where all were polite to each other.
... To die for = I don't have many to compare, as I was a shy person. ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very. "
Do people verify their every meet?
I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.
Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ? "
People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."
Double irony is when it sounds like irony but is true. Dunno what was double irony in that case cos nothing sounded ironic.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"errr wait a minute none of my veris have 'treat her with respect' I'm a bit offended ya gits!! Oh wait I've got 'up her own arse' I'm cool again.. As you were chaps."
Hahaha....this ^^ made me laugh if on the rare occasion i ever get a dodgy reply message they always say I'm up my own arse!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.
Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?
People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol "
Exactly....it moves from being a veri to being a running journal of what these people have been up to x amount of times......have you met them? Yes....good....you don't have to let the world know the second third fourth and fifth times you've met....what's the bloody point?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.
Do people verify their every meet?
I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....
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Can't re the point of more than one veri. Really a veri just says they are genuine and meet. Second veri - yep still genuine and yep still meet. Pointless. I have done a veri and then afterwards blocked cos they have turned into a bit of a pest. Yeh they were genuine, they did meet but they were a knob afterwards and I wouldn't like anyone to meet them on the assumption they were ok. |
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."
nice try. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...
Double irony is when it sounds like irony but is true. Dunno what was double irony in that case cos nothing sounded ironic. "
Above your pay grade I suspect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.
Do people verify their every meet?
I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....
Can't re the point of more than one veri. Really a veri just says they are genuine and meet. Second veri - yep still genuine and yep still meet. Pointless. I have done a veri and then afterwards blocked cos they have turned into a bit of a pest. Yeh they were genuine, they did meet but they were a knob afterwards and I wouldn't like anyone to meet them on the assumption they were ok."
Couldn't agree more with this. Also we aren't allowed to tell the truth. Ie. Turned up an hour late, looked nothing like his pic, smelt and was rude.... I made a quick exit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.
Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?
People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol
Exactly....it moves from being a veri to being a running journal of what these people have been up to x amount of times......have you met them? Yes....good....you don't have to let the world know the second third fourth and fifth times you've met....what's the bloody point?
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I'd agree - but worse still are the ones - usually ladies - who straight after a meet wright long,fancifull essays akin to mills&boon meets 50 shades - knowing full well that their meet will feel compelled to write them an equally OTT veri. Hence all their veris become odes to their perfection. I find them amusing and vomit inducing in equal measure!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've given up displaying veris. I mean, whoever writes a crap one! They don't serve a purpose.
I once got a veri from a bloke which made me wonder if we'd actually been in the same room! lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd agree - but worse still are the ones - usually ladies - who straight after a meet wright long,fancifull essays akin to mills&boon meets 50 shades - knowing full well that their meet will feel compelled to write them an equally OTT veri. Hence all their veris become odes to their perfection. I find them amusing and vomit inducing in equal measure! xx"
Those ones are hilarious though, long may they continue Also find them a useful guide to which men are likely to NOT be into my slightly more northern and bullshit free approach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa. "
A kind of 'pimp my ride'. Affair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd agree - but worse still are the ones - usually ladies - who straight after a meet wright long,fancifull essays akin to mills&boon meets 50 shades - knowing full well that their meet will feel compelled to write them an equally OTT veri. Hence all their veris become odes to their perfection. I find them amusing and vomit inducing in equal measure! xx
Those ones are hilarious though, long may they continue Also find them a useful guide to which men are likely to NOT be into my slightly more northern and bullshit free approach "
Agreed! My fave veri was from a guy who, after a conversation about OTT veris - wrote one for me at simply said - 'Nice'! - Loved it!! Xx |
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"'Best BJ Ever'...usually written on every veri they leave for every woman, myself included! Never makes sense how many women have fantastic oral skills, but then how many men have said in forum posts they've never had a good bj...the cynic in me thinks that maybe they think flattery will get a return visit, bless! "
Maybe guys think leaving a veri saying 'a bit toothy, but ok' might reduce the chances of a repeat visit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.
Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say?"
How about a bit of honesty? If the lady gushes like a fountain, then say so, equally if the man was good at the foreplay and sex and unselfish, then say so. no need for the huge tits or big dick comments, the profiles will show those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa.
A kind of 'pimp my ride'. Affair? "
Yep. I'll happily pimp out a man,with his approval of course,to any woman I think might enjoy him |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I've been referred to as a halfwit, a big game hunter prowling the Serengeti and a madwoman to mention but a few of my veris...I've given back veris that said better than a wank (just) and warned folk about halitosis but somehow these people (and me) still get meets...just goes to show the fab folk take little or no notice of verifications |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...
Is that a bit like double jeopardy?
Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid
There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...
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A jury requires 12 good men and true. Like you're gonna find that many on fab ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge"
OP I am bored and somehow reading this explanation has, for some strange reason, got my brain ticking, just slightly of course.
If indeed this thread is a joke and you set it up with the lady involved, ie asking her to write this in your verification so you could start a thread bemoaning the existence of such statement, and furthermore waiting to see who would spot such irony....then why wait this long to do it.
The timing seems out you see. She wrote the verification on 2nd Dec and its taken you until now to post this thread. If you really did ask her specifically to write this, then I would anticipate this thread a day or so later than the 2nd Dec.
Your acerbic comments to others when they express disbelief leads me to the more believable explanation that you posted this thread moaning about what others have on their profiles without realising that you have the same statement showing on yours, in fact you have more than one verification referring to 'respect'.
Am I over thinking this, yes definitely, I just felt the rather obscure need to type this - without prejudice of course
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
lol fibber.
Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...
Is that a bit like double jeopardy?
Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid
There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...
A jury requires 12 good men and true. Like you're gonna find that many on fab ?"
Lol, oh you have no idea how true that actually is!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the irony!
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Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.
Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge
OP I am bored and somehow reading this explanation has, for some strange reason, got my brain ticking, just slightly of course.
If indeed this thread is a joke and you set it up with the lady involved, ie asking her to write this in your verification so you could start a thread bemoaning the existence of such statement, and furthermore waiting to see who would spot such irony....then why wait this long to do it.
The timing seems out you see. She wrote the verification on 2nd Dec and its taken you until now to post this thread. If you really did ask her specifically to write this, then I would anticipate this thread a day or so later than the 2nd Dec.
Your acerbic comments to others when they express disbelief leads me to the more believable explanation that you posted this thread moaning about what others have on their profiles without realising that you have the same statement showing on yours, in fact you have more than one verification referring to 'respect'.
Am I over thinking this, yes definitely, I just felt the rather obscure need to type this - without prejudice of course
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Yes, overthought, but thank you for your observations all the same. Very enlightening and far more complex than I ever intended being a simple man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.
Treat her with respect guys! "
Made me smile, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.
How do you know how you won't like them untill you've read them? "
A lot don't read verifications anyway its not compulsory to do so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.
How do you know how you won't like them untill you've read them?
A lot don't read verifications anyway its not compulsory to do so. "
It's NOT compulsory ??
Bloody hell.....ya live and learn eh.....who'd a thunk it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not all women want to be treated with respect "
In my experience, most don't ( in the bedroom of course)
You've all missed the, 'don't pass this one by ladies', one of my faves.
I cut and paste from Hesiod's Theogony, fuck knows what it means but it makes my look intelligent |
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