I so need spoiling

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sexually deprived needs cobwebs of 2014 blowing off .... Any takers

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Know how you feel if i go any longer without a shag I'll have to re introduce myself as a virgin

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexually deprived needs cobwebs of 2014 blowing off .... Any takers"

Sympathy shags aren't usually on offer but it is Christmas time

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Know how you feel if i go any longer without a shag I'll have to re introduce myself as a virgin

Haha sure that will attract a few people looking to be your 'first'

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Well if this is make a wish thread I threw a penny into a wishing well so " a couple of ladies to ravish me please "

By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Passes OP feather duster for his cobwebs.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexually deprived needs cobwebs of 2014 blowing off .... Any takers

Sympathy shags aren't usually on offer but it is Christmas time

You're a good egg to offer, the OP will be well chuffed. Hope you both have fun.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in need of a nice massage

By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

"Passes OP feather duster for his cobwebs.

Think he may prefer a dyson

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a taker......