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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I can't have an orgasm until Monday night at the earliest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might as well be the first to ask - why?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant??? Hands fallen off?

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm away and will be staying in a large room with numerous relatives.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm away and will be staying in a large room with numerous relatives. "

That wouldn't stop me.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm sorry, I don't think it's appropriate to masturbate in the company of various relatives!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you able to take a long shower or bath?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry, I don't think it's appropriate to masturbate in the company of various relatives! "

Thats what the shower is invented for

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Are you able to take a long shower or bath?

There isn't a bath, and with only 1 shower and at least 20 people staying I don't think that's possible either!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I'm away and will be staying in a large room with numerous relatives.

That wouldn't stop me."

You'd wank in the same room your granny is in?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a woman! Take along time to get ready in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you drive, go for journey, park up some place quiet and slide hand inside panties. Play until you shudder, jobs a gooden.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Go out and do it in the shed

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

It's only 48hrs

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I have that issue in the school holidays! I share a room with my little sister. So sometimes I go days without an orgasm x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I have that issue in the school holidays! I share a room with my little sister. So sometimes I go days without an orgasm x "

I haven't had an orgasm in over a week and I live on my own lol

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I've not driven here and there is no privacy in the whole house as it will be overrun by us all. There will be children playing hide and seek and all sorts.

Not worth getting caught.

And no, it's 96 hours actually that i'll be going without. 48 I might have been able to cope with!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do people die if they don't have an orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do people die if they don't have an orgasm?"

Well I'm still alive and kicking

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've not driven here and there is no privacy in the whole house as it will be overrun by us all. There will be children playing hide and seek and all sorts.

Not worth getting caught.

And no, it's 96 hours actually that i'll be going without. 48 I might have been able to cope with! "

Ok, my error but was going by your post! 48hrs brings me to Monday night! 4 days without? I do laugh at some peoples supposed high sex drive.....As if sex is the bee all and end all of the world!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can still wank under the sheet, but keep the volume down lol

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I've not driven here and there is no privacy in the whole house as it will be overrun by us all. There will be children playing hide and seek and all sorts.

Not worth getting caught.

And no, it's 96 hours actually that i'll be going without. 48 I might have been able to cope with!

Ok, my error but was going by your post! 48hrs brings me to Monday night! 4 days without? I do laugh at some peoples supposed high sex drive.....As if sex is the bee all and end all of the world!"

Oh I haven't had sex in a long time and i've no intention of changing that, however orgasms are one of the few things which keep me sane!

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Do people die if they don't have an orgasm?"

Someone might!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Do people die if they don't have an orgasm?"

Apparently it is a dangerous affliction to have

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Christmas.... it's a fucker when you can't give your minge a wee flick with the index....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas.... it's a fucker when you can't give your minge a wee flick with the index....

Sometimes you just crack me up

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Christmas.... it's a fucker when you can't give your minge a wee flick with the index....

I tend to prefer the middle finger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't there a door on the WC?

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Sure there is, but there's only one and it will be shared by 20+ people. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure there is, but there's only one and it will be shared by 20+ people. X"

All at once?

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Sure there is, but there's only one and it will be shared by 20+ people. X

All at once?

Obviously not, but everyone will need to use it throughout the day and I'm not going to be the literal wanker holding people up from washing, peeing etc!

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