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"erm excuse me -may I come in !!" Just push the rebels out the way  | |||
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"Hmmmm look at all that fresh meat "- Do you really want to look at my meat Bladey  | |||
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"Hmmmm look at all that fresh meat -
Do you really want to look at my meat Bladey "In your dreams pal  | |||
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"May I be the first to wish you all Happy Easter "You're not the first, Merry Christmas. | |||
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"Hmmmm look at all that fresh meat -
Do you really want to look at my meat Bladey
In your dreams pal "Go back to sleep then, we can be together in electric dreams maybe | |||
"shine on you crazy diamonds "Yep sids welcome too | |||
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"wudint b a party without sid "After all he was there at the start | |||
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"Morning happy xmas fabbers! Now ill have a glass of champagne in bed thanks any offers lol x"  | |||
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"You can bite me "Promises promises | |||
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"Hiya. X "Come on you know the rules plant a sloppy 1 right here or if you prefer down there is just fine | |||
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Rushes in and snogs bladey and tickles superrams beard | |||
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"I have been a bit of a lurker lately so I'll just peep through the letterbox
Rushes in and snogs bladey and tickles superrams beard "Of course you do understand your now under contract to compleat that snog in full | |||
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"Frohe Weihnachten. I'm just wasting time till noon lol x" Gawd that accent turns me to jelly every morning | |||
"Frohe Weihnachten. I'm just wasting time till noon lol x Gawd that accent turns me to jelly every morning" every morning? I don't talk German that often on here  | |||
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"Frohe Weihnachten. I'm just wasting time till noon lol x Gawd that accent turns me to jelly every morning every morning? I don't talk German that often on here "Oww poo sticks thought it was welsh  | |||
"Merry xmas all... hope santa has been good to you xx" Have a great day and don't eat all my cake or els xx | |||
"Frohe Weihnachten. I'm just wasting time till noon lol x Gawd that accent turns me to jelly every morning every morning? I don't talk German that often on here
Oww poo sticks thought it was welsh "lol. Nope it's German  | |||
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"Frohe Weihnachten. I'm just wasting time till noon lol x Gawd that accent turns me to jelly every morning every morning? I don't talk German that often on here
Oww poo sticks thought it was welsh lol. Nope it's German "Its all Greek to me | |||
"Hiya. X
Come on you know the rules plant a sloppy 1 right here or if you prefer down there is just fine "Mwah. | |||
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"Hiya. X
Come on you know the rules plant a sloppy 1 right here or if you prefer down there is just fine
Mwah. "mwah | |||
"Hiya. X
Come on you know the rules plant a sloppy 1 right here or if you prefer down there is just fine
Mwah. mwah "Get off me it's ram you want hes over there. Gowd blimey bloody libertys | |||
"Hiya. X
Come on you know the rules plant a sloppy 1 right here or if you prefer down there is just fine
Mwah. "Wohoooo it really is Christmas | |||
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"Knock knock. Old meat here, may I enter please " Yes but normal entry fee applies no concessions. Pucker up | |||
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"Knock, knock, hello, merry Christmas.. mwah "Mwwwwwah | |||
"Knock knock. Old meat here, may I enter please Yes but normal entry fee applies no concessions. Pucker up " Thank you | |||
"I have been a bit of a lurker lately so I'll just peep through the letterbox
Rushes in and snogs bladey and tickles superrams beard
Of course you do understand your now under contract to compleat that snog in full "But I've gotta peel me sprouts | |||
"I have been a bit of a lurker lately so I'll just peep through the letterbox
Rushes in and snogs bladey and tickles superrams beard
Of course you do understand your now under contract to compleat that snog in full
But I've gotta peel me sprouts "You peel the sprouts I'll peel well you. Anything to help | |||
"Knock knock. Old meat here, may I enter please Yes but normal entry fee applies no concessions. Pucker up Thank you " | |||
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"HELLO "Well hello | |||
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"I'm fairly new, posted the odd comment since being verified at the weekend but hi! Merry Christmas all x" Welcome pull up a chair and enjoy | |||
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"Hi. Lurking as I am working. Quiet at minute. Famous last words. "Come on little mss lurker. The rules are clearly stated about and your entry fee is payable in full mwwwwwahhhhh | |||
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"Hi. Lurking as I am working. Quiet at minute. Famous last words.
Come on little mss lurker. The rules are clearly stated about and your entry fee is payable in full mwwwwwahhhhh "Puckers up. | |||
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"Hi. Lurking as I am working. Quiet at minute. Famous last words.
Come on little mss lurker. The rules are clearly stated about and your entry fee is payable in full mwwwwwahhhhh
Puckers up. "It's only took what 3 yrs but by fuck when you pull you pull a cracker round here.....all ready and waiting. Is it to early for tongues I wonder | |||
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"No tongues as I am at work. See I am a professional "Good things are worth the wait what time do you knock off | |||
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Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts. | |||
"*peeks in. Reads terms and conditions. Tiptoes out slowly. Very slowly in case a lady decides to pounce*" Quick supperram hes getting away | |||
"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts. "Hello to another member who lives in the sunshine county. Xx | |||
"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts. "Your not getting away that easy. Im already packing the throw overs | |||
"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts.
Your not getting away that easy. Im already packing the throw overs "that's called stalking | |||
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I do tend to lurk most of the time lol | |||
"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts.
Your not getting away that easy. Im already packing the throw overs that's called stalking "Shhhh shes new and won't know that yet gowd | |||
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"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts.
Your not getting away that easy. Im already packing the throw overs that's called stalking
Shhhh shes new and won't know that yet gowd "oops sorry mate | |||
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" "lol why you grrrrrrrrring | |||
"well merry Christmas everyone" We have been waiting for you
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"I have been a bit of a lurker lately so I'll just peep through the letterbox
Rushes in and snogs bladey and tickles superrams beard "It's red now ya know | |||
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"Past your bed time. Only another 10hours to go. Then my Christmas starts.
Hello to another member who lives in the sunshine county. Xx"Hi. Was a sunny day in the county. Enjoy your Christmas x | |||
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"Can I just perv ?" Depends who at | |||
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"Jeeez I have a day off and all these new people pop up. Welcome one and all. And 'fancy seeing you here' to all the old codgers "Oi less of the bloody codger | |||
"You can bite me
Promises promises "Ha ha someone else was quicker than you! Just dont leave hickeys on my neck for everyone to see | |||
"Can I just perv ?" Anytime
And hi to everyone else, this time 364 days and it's Christmas..... | |||
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"Surely u have more company than the dog over Xmas.......happy Boxing Day "Your dog sounds like a right slag. | |||
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