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Have you ever put your foot in it?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There are times in our lives when we say something, only to think after, I shouldn't have said that
What's the mosr embarrassing thing you have said? |
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I once sent a text message to someone explaining in graphic detail what I was going to do to him that evening.
Only to send it to my area manager of the same name.
I now have the name of the site where I met them stored after their name on my phone!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once said to someone in the pub about someone who had taken everything,done everything and shagged everything for years.. "have you heard about rita? she's a born again christian,what a fucking joke"..in my d*unken stupor i then realised I was talking to her husband...ooops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard someone in a particular department was pregnant, and when I saw this lady who worked there, with what I thought was a growing tummy, I went to congratulate her.
She was not pregnant! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I heard someone in a particular department was pregnant, and when I saw this lady who worked there, with what I thought was a growing tummy, I went to congratulate her.
She was not pregnant! "
now that reminds me of one of our first meets when I asked the woman when the next one was due, did I want the ground to open up and swallow me (cos she sure as hell wasn't gling too) or what? |
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More times than i care to remember. Funniest was a text i sent to my best friend one new years eve telling her how much i loved her and how special in my life she was ect only to send it to my ex husband in stead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loads but usually because I've used the wrong words to say what I'm trying to get across.
Also sent many a text to the wrong person although one time that ended up in me dating the recipient! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a teenager and very shy, I would tend to do things when pissed that i wouldn't do when sober. I was out a mates house one weekend when a girl who fancied me was inviting me upstairs, but I was, well......shy. Some of the boys were egging me on saying 'get in there' and such, and without thinking I said 'I would if i was pissed'.
She didn't take it the way I meant tho |
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The guy next door died and I said to his wife (just an hour after she had found him dead in his bed..... "it could have been worse"
I meant to say "there are worse ways to go" as he had gone for a nap and never woke up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A colleagues wife had been taken ill but he still came to a conference we were holding.
During the conference another colleague saw him crying and said perhaps his wife had died.
The president of the conference asked me where X was to which I replied he'd been seen crying, his wife had died.
The president announced to conference the bad news just as X returned to the podium. He was horrified, his wife hadn't died, she was on the mend!
She subsequently did die, and I've not thought about it in years, but I'm cringing writing this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With me, it's more that i don't think before i speak, has often got me into trouble at work as i just say it how it is, got given the nickname Dragon at one place, good job everyone knew me and took no notice |
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Two form me...
I once stood the other side of a bar laughing in a blokes face..while he stuttered and stammered his way through an explaination about a special offer the pub was doing...
I thought he was mucking about....he wasnt!
I also pinted and laughed at a bloke who I thought had one of those horror type masks on..wrinkled face..half bald head and stragly hair...only to be told he had been burnt in a fire a few years before!..and he was the pubs local hard man!!
I got me coat! |
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