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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You"
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
Lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two under bed storage boxes, my suitcase then my shoes
Is it a handy storage space?"
Mine is yes as im in a shared house so for certain things it does come in handy! Underneath my bed is quite a decent height too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?"
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
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I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either "
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!!"
I always prefer to be on top.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have things under the bed?
Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of."
There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
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Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Shoes n fluff under mine lol..... Remember when I was 15...... My gf at the time kept a bottle of martini under hers...(and a few condoms lol!)"
Any time, any place, anywhere... that's Martini. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do you have things under the bed?
Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of.
There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet... "
That's a good trick. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now "
Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.
How many shoes and bags do you have?
Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You
I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.
I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!!
I always prefer to be on top.
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Likewise I prefer a lady on top |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have a valance (not a frilly one) that hides a multitude of things. Mostly books, more books, bags, hairdryer, curling tongs and hot air brush I rarely use and various electronic device chargers. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a valance (not a frilly one) that hides a multitude of things. Mostly books, more books, bags, hairdryer, curling tongs and hot air brush I rarely use and various electronic device chargers."
That's a lot of hair stuff under the bed. I bet the monsters use your place as their hair salon.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have things under the bed?
Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of.
There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet...
That's a good trick."
I still have my feet...proof positive that it works... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Mainly camping bits and bobs. very boring.
It's the bottom drawer of the bedside cabinet that's far more interesting!"
Camping stuff That's proper scary. You bring home the camping monsters! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase
Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase
Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt "
How many bodies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now
Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them."
and me |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase
Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt
How many bodies?"
They're in the cellar (apart from their eyes, they're in mason jars in the trophy room) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now
Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them.
and me "
We all know monsters don't live under the bed they come through doors into the wardrobes haven't you seen Monsters Inc ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it
Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?
I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either
That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.
Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now
Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them.
and me
We all know monsters don't live under the bed they come through doors into the wardrobes haven't you seen Monsters Inc ??? " . its the boogy man that lives under the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shoes n fluff under mine lol..... Remember when I was 15...... My gf at the time kept a bottle of martini under hers...(and a few condoms lol!)" How to be naughty when young .. I led a sheltered life till after I was 20 and still did to some extent perhaps not all the time but 90% of the time I did and 95% or more of the time Now.. haha.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiders and dust mainly although got spiders everywhere the problems with cellars " put a few conkers down they don,t like chestnut oil they Keep their distance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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box of shoes - box of bags - box of flip-flops (sorry femme) - box of photo albums and a box of stuff the kids made, drew ,wrote as they went through school - |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A large emu hand puppet that I used to use to get the kids out of bed on a school day, worked every time!! "
I wouldn't trust Emu under my bed. Didn't you see how he used to attack people in the 70s and 80s? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have things under the bed?
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Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.
Rope.
Gaffa tape.
Gag.
Shovel.
A map of the new forest. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do you have things under the bed?
Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.
Rope.
Gaffa tape.
Gag.
Shovel.
A map of the new forest."
You forgot the cable ties.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have things under the bed?
Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.
Rope.
Gaffa tape.
Gag.
Shovel.
A map of the new forest.
You forgot the cable ties.
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I prefer rope, I'm an old school sociopath! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All sorts including shoes, suitcases, a baby gate, paintings and prints and a collection of rocks and minerals.
I have to cover the sides of the bed with a valance or it would drive me insane. |
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