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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me 
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..  "
ohhhh I will try that one .thank.you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is purely for flirting and maybe get chatting to someone you don't normally chat to on here....happy flirting  "
Ok, here goes...
I see from your pictures that you like a cock between your boobs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?  "
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat  |
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"I'm a constant flert. It gets me into so much trouble but if I try to with someone I really do like I can't do it its mad but fun
I just go all shy and bashfull I'll show you new yrs eve x
Is that why you don't flirt with me lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work.. "
You talking to me? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me? "
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
You know how to flirt 
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You are the best flirt I know sexy! Me, you and a bottle of champagne at mine asap  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless. "
Fluttering like the wings of a delicate hummingbird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat "
I had to look twice lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there "
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there "
You on about turkeys again |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up "
I'll even have my monthly wash just for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
I had to look twice lol "
but since you replied to the post,, peachy are,, i fancy a nibble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
Well hello there...
Evening Miss, my my, that is a cheeky smile you have
My my and what big hands you have... "
haha, indeed, buying gloves is a nightmare!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up
I'll even have my monthly wash just for you "
Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved |
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work.. "
Cheers Chopsta!!!! Said blokes wife just smacked me one!!!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
I had to look twice lol
but since you replied to the post,, peachy are,, i fancy a nibble "
Only if I can return the favour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat "
Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!! "
I thought that too im afraid |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
Cheers Chopsta!!!! Said blokes wife just smacked me one!!!!!!!!! "
Haha |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up
I'll even have my monthly wash just for you
Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved "
I ain't you will find sweetcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!
I thought that too im afraid"
I thought it was a huge Mr Whippy ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up
I'll even have my monthly wash just for you
Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved
I ain't you will find sweetcorn "
Cool. One of my five a day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.
I told you we can share anna999 "
Oi stop pimping me out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!! "
hey thats my way of flirting.. to insult someone haha |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me
Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..
You talking to me?
Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there
OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up
I'll even have my monthly wash just for you
Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved
I ain't you will find sweetcorn
Cool. One of my five a day! "
I always aim to please with you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?
off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat
Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!
I thought that too im afraid
I thought it was a huge Mr Whippy ice cream "
In December, nah!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless. "
I've seen that fringe. It's very nice. ...what are you drinking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can do flirting. Let me examine the thread....
Hello big boy....fancy stabbing the love muffin "
You saying I'm big boned? Jeez, you're crap at flirting
Stabbing the love muffin?!
I like this line from a terribly good comedy....
"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
Works in the mirror everytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be so wrong to try flirting when Yer cock is wearing a jumper and wolly hat "
You should take the Woolley hat off indoors, shall I assist you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hohoho who wants to sit on my lap
Ho Ho Ho, who wants to sit on my lap.
There, adjusted for you, may improve your chances. "
Ho Ho Ho! Who wants to sit on my lap?
Might improve chances even further 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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IM going to talk some dirt and ill have a Lil flirt ill make you squirt no need for a dummy has our juices together will just taste of honey now lets play the game do not be lame has we all know that sex is the game and now in a poet and i didn't know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"IM going to talk some dirt and ill have a Lil flirt ill make you squirt no need for a dummy has our juices together will just taste of honey now lets play the game do not be lame has we all know that sex is the game and now in a poet and i didn't know it"
Cool! Sounds like a rap!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"IM going to talk some dirt and ill have a Lil flirt ill make you squirt no need for a dummy has our juices together will just taste of honey now lets play the game do not be lame has we all know that sex is the game and now in a poet and i didn't know it Cool! Sounds like a rap!"
hey i could go all night in more ways then one lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me hey Mr privateparts. I just fabbed your Christmas pics! Nikki from Ireland xx
well helloooooooooooooo "
hi there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner
May I join you of course. Wine or pint?
A little wine would be nice "
I never seem to get meets...
Oh sorry WINE not whine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We can wine and dine then a 69 now don't tell a Lil white lie you know you want it you want us to lick on your clit and i can cum on your tit i might not spit but girl you know your fit now come and lie on my pit so we can get on it |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
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"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner
May I join you of course. Wine or pint?
A little wine would be nice
I never seem to get meets...
Oh sorry WINE not whine "
well plenty of room in the corner with pp & I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can wine and dine then a 69 now don't tell a Lil white lie you know you want it you want us to lick on your clit and i can cum on your tit i might not spit but girl you know your fit now come and lie on my pit so we can get on it"
let's get it on!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We can wine and dine then a 69 now don't tell a Lil white lie you know you want it you want us to lick on your clit and i can cum on your tit i might not spit but girl you know your fit now come and lie on my pit so we can get on it let's get it on!"
love that song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey misses cheeky chop if i was with you my willy wouldn't flop but it would be bursting to pop u look a bit sweet if we meet hope you've had your shreaded wheat cause i would sweep you off your feet you wouldn't be sour well be at it for an hour lol ive got to laugh if you wanted we could fuck in the bath |
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