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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More fool you for spending the money 
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids 
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker  "
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker "
Leave him alone, he's alright |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
No gifts for u  "
I'm on the naughty list now |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year "
That made me laugh |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year "
But he does it millions of times. That's a heavy cummer by anyone's standards.
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year
But he does it millions of times. That's a heavy cummer by anyone's standards.
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Santa does bukkake love to see that porn vid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year
But he does it millions of times. That's a heavy cummer by anyone's standards.
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Hes got a years worth to get rid of why you think the sleigh is so big ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!! 
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!!  |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year
But he does it millions of times. That's a heavy cummer by anyone's standards.
Hes got a years worth to get rid of why you think the sleigh is so big ?? "
Bet santa's sack is swollen this time of year |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!!
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!! "
Elves are lazy wankers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!!
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!! "
Get some old delivery card board boxes to put odd shaped pressies in then fill with glittery stuff and hid present inside then all packages are square/rectangular |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!!
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!!
Get some old delivery card board boxes to put odd shaped pressies in then fill with glittery stuff and hid present inside then all packages are square/rectangular "
Great idea but expensive when you have three kids and lots of awkward shaped presents! Now wrapping footballs- joy!! 
It'll be worth it Christmas morning!!   xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!!
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!!
Get some old delivery card board boxes to put odd shaped pressies in then fill with glittery stuff and hid present inside then all packages are square/rectangular
Great idea but expensive when you have three kids and lots of awkward shaped presents! Now wrapping footballs- joy!!
It'll be worth it Christmas morning!! xx"
I have some balls I would love you to unwrap |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year."
Grateful and happy of course
To fucking Santa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind buying the presents much (though i'd be a lot richer if I could invoice him!) - but I wish his elves would wrap the bloody presents! Just spent hours and not finished yet!!
Ps - can someone remind me only to buy rectangular/square presents next year please??
Love Christmas though - sooooooo exciting!!
Right - break over! - Back to wrapping!!
Get some old delivery card board boxes to put odd shaped pressies in then fill with glittery stuff and hid present inside then all packages are square/rectangular
Great idea but expensive when you have three kids and lots of awkward shaped presents! Now wrapping footballs- joy!!
It'll be worth it Christmas morning!! xx"
If I have too many fiddly presents for the same niece or nephew, I put them unwrapped in a big box filled with polystyrene chips (free from many local shops!), chuck a few sweets in as well, then wrap the whole thing. Much easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
Grateful and happy of course
To fucking Santa "
That's alright though. They're just young and naive, but probably raised well with manners. They'll show appreciation when they're older and remember the happy times you created for them. |
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Just a note to say that with regards to money, i know that i have spent a fair amount on lots of gifts to my child but im aware others in her class might not be able to do so
Santa (if he were real) wouldnt financially discriminate, so i am just labelling a small gift from Santa. My daughter will be thrilled but she wont gloat in the playground to her mate that Santa got her some super duper expensive gift when others wont have the same.
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
Grateful and happy of course
To fucking Santa
That's alright though. They're just young and naive, but probably raised well with manners. They'll show appreciation when they're older and remember the happy times you created for them. "
Hope so
They are both in there early twenties |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Just a note to say that with regards to money, i know that i have spent a fair amount on lots of gifts to my child but im aware others in her class might not be able to do so
Santa (if he were real) wouldnt financially discriminate, so i am just labelling a small gift from Santa. My daughter will be thrilled but she wont gloat in the playground to her mate that Santa got her some super duper expensive gift when others wont have the same.
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Good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a note to say that with regards to money, i know that i have spent a fair amount on lots of gifts to my child but im aware others in her class might not be able to do so
Santa (if he were real) wouldnt financially discriminate, so i am just labelling a small gift from Santa. My daughter will be thrilled but she wont gloat in the playground to her mate that Santa got her some super duper expensive gift when others wont have the same.
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Aww you're a good Mum. I like that. x Really good idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
Grateful and happy of course
To fucking Santa
That's alright though. They're just young and naive, but probably raised well with manners. They'll show appreciation when they're older and remember the happy times you created for them.
Hope so
They are both in there early twenties "
I didn't realise you were that old |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
Grateful and happy of course
To fucking Santa
That's alright though. They're just young and naive, but probably raised well with manners. They'll show appreciation when they're older and remember the happy times you created for them.
Hope so
They are both in there early twenties
I didn't realise you were that old "
Had them when I was two |
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We took our two to see santa in a grotto. One of my sons adores tractors and the other is obsessed with cats.
So they asked for a tractor and a (cuddly toy) cat respectively. They both got given tractors.
Cat boy was in floods of tears and upset for days on and off.
Santa is a bastard.
I've had to buy a toy cat and stick it I. his stocking with a note apologising that he didn't have any cats with him in the grotto.
We do stocking presents and one big tree present from santa and the rest from us.
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"We took our two to see santa in a grotto. One of my sons adores tractors and the other is obsessed with cats.
So they asked for a tractor and a (cuddly toy) cat respectively. They both got given tractors.
Cat boy was in floods of tears and upset for days on and off.
Santa is a bastard.
I've had to buy a toy cat and stick it I. his stocking with a note apologising that he didn't have any cats with him in the grotto.
We do stocking presents and one big tree present from santa and the rest from us.
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Santa's a wanker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We took our two to see santa in a grotto. One of my sons adores tractors and the other is obsessed with cats.
So they asked for a tractor and a (cuddly toy) cat respectively. They both got given tractors.
Cat boy was in floods of tears and upset for days on and off.
Santa is a bastard.
I've had to buy a toy cat and stick it I. his stocking with a note apologising that he didn't have any cats with him in the grotto.
We do stocking presents and one big tree present from santa and the rest from us.
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You in stockings would be present enough for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year."
my son struggles to say thank you for things due to his autism and also I leave some gifts for another day as he gets quite overwhelmed, could this also be the case with your friends kids? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'll never forget the Christmas I opened the door the day after Boxing day to find my 9 year old son standing there with a little bunch of flowers for me. They were a thank you for all the nice presents. Santa never got flowers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
my son struggles to say thank you for things due to his autism and also I leave some gifts for another day as he gets quite overwhelmed, could this also be the case with your friends kids?"
No both are without developmental disabilities, they just haven't been taught manners. It's not their fault, but I'm still not going to buy them things when they won't even unwrap them or say thank you. |
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"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker "
You have it all wrong.
Santa leaves a few little inexpensive gifts in the stocking and then arranges all the presents into piles ready be opened.
No way would I let a fake fat old man take all the credit for my carefully thought out presents.
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"I'll never forget the Christmas I opened the door the day after Boxing day to find my 9 year old son standing there with a little bunch of flowers for me. They were a thank you for all the nice presents. Santa never got flowers "
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan ! "
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker |
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"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan !
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker "
Who said u could get off the naughty step? 3 strikes and no Xmas dinner |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan !
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker
Who said u could get off the naughty step? 3 strikes and no Xmas dinner "
Sorry miss
Santa's still a wanker |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan !
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker
Who said u could get off the naughty step? 3 strikes and no Xmas dinner
Sorry miss
Santa's still a wanker "
What are you striking me with gorgeous xx |
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"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan !
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker
Who said u could get off the naughty step? 3 strikes and no Xmas dinner
Sorry miss
Santa's still a wanker
What are you striking me with gorgeous xx "
Someone's bottom needs a strike possibly |
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We spend a fortune on the kids.. Santa gets a modest hoard to give and the rest come from us so the credit is shared with the magic of Santa surviving but the cool presents coming from the people who worked all year to provide them lol |
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My sister has allowed my niece and nephew to ask for four things from Santa and they have to be within a reasonable price range. My nephew has asked for a table football and my niece this my first computer thing. I thought it was a really good idea. They got really spoilt by me on Saturday I got them some Christmas PJ's and my parents got them some toys that they could open Saturday. I've spent about £65 on each of them and I loved doing it. It should not be about money you don't have to spend a fortune but it's the look on their faces when they open the gifts that they have been given...you can't pay no amount of money to see that. |
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
my son struggles to say thank you for things due to his autism and also I leave some gifts for another day as he gets quite overwhelmed, could this also be the case with your friends kids?"
I'm slightly dreading Christmas. One of my ASD kids two birthdays and Christmases in a row has ripped open all his presents and then shouted angrily "But I wanted X!!! Where is it?? Get me it right now!"
He will decide he wants something the day before the event usually, and then it's fixed in his head that's what he will get and doesn't have the flexibility of thought for reality not to match up to his expectations.
This year he has been asking for a toy wood chipper(??). I've said over and over that it's not a toy that exists.
We even made one out of lego for him. But he wants it as a proper lego set, not a made up one. Grrrr.
So I'm gonna wear body armour and ear plugs for Christmas Day... |
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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
Santa is an anagram of satan !
I knew there was something dodgy about him
Santa the wanker
Who said u could get off the naughty step? 3 strikes and no Xmas dinner
Sorry miss
Santa's still a wanker
What are you striking me with gorgeous xx
Someone's bottom needs a strike possibly "
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
my son struggles to say thank you for things due to his autism and also I leave some gifts for another day as he gets quite overwhelmed, could this also be the case with your friends kids?
I'm slightly dreading Christmas. One of my ASD kids two birthdays and Christmases in a row has ripped open all his presents and then shouted angrily "But I wanted X!!! Where is it?? Get me it right now!"
He will decide he wants something the day before the event usually, and then it's fixed in his head that's what he will get and doesn't have the flexibility of thought for reality not to match up to his expectations.
This year he has been asking for a toy wood chipper(??). I've said over and over that it's not a toy that exists.
We even made one out of lego for him. But he wants it as a proper lego set, not a made up one. Grrrr.
So I'm gonna wear body armour and ear plugs for Christmas Day..."
yeah that kinda sounds like how my son will react. Good luck on Thursday hope it's not as difficult a day for you as You're expecting. |
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"My sister has allowed my niece and nephew to ask for four things from Santa and they have to be within a reasonable price range. My nephew has asked for a table football and my niece this my first computer thing. I thought it was a really good idea. They got really spoilt by me on Saturday I got them some Christmas PJ's and my parents got them some toys that they could open Saturday. I've spent about £65 on each of them and I loved doing it. It should not be about money you don't have to spend a fortune but it's the look on their faces when they open the gifts that they have been given...you can't pay no amount of money to see that. "
That's lovely, hopw you're having a great time with your family x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got the kids this Xmas
Just spent a fortune on presents and Santa the c..t is going to take all the credit wanker
You have it all wrong.
Santa leaves a few little inexpensive gifts in the stocking and then arranges all the presents into piles ready be opened.
No way would I let a fake fat old man take all the credit for my carefully thought out presents.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Are they grateful for what they receive though, and happy?
I bought my friend's kids presents last year, and they didn't even say thank you when I popped round. One didn't even open them. Not getting anything this year.
my son struggles to say thank you for things due to his autism and also I leave some gifts for another day as he gets quite overwhelmed, could this also be the case with your friends kids?
I'm slightly dreading Christmas. One of my ASD kids two birthdays and Christmases in a row has ripped open all his presents and then shouted angrily "But I wanted X!!! Where is it?? Get me it right now!"
He will decide he wants something the day before the event usually, and then it's fixed in his head that's what he will get and doesn't have the flexibility of thought for reality not to match up to his expectations.
This year he has been asking for a toy wood chipper(??). I've said over and over that it's not a toy that exists.
We even made one out of lego for him. But he wants it as a proper lego set, not a made up one. Grrrr.
So I'm gonna wear body armour and ear plugs for Christmas Day..."
I hope it is better this year for you.
On the wood chipper front I think there is a Thomas the Tank Engine wood chipper but it doesn't really chip any wood.
The other thing you could do is get a handheld paper shredder and brown paper. Explain that paper is made from wood and that's what a toy wood chipper looks like.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More fool you for spending the money
I'm a fool for spending money on my kids
You don't have to spend a fortune..........
I know but santa's still a wanker
You would be a wanker if you only got to cum down a chimney once a year
But he does it millions of times. That's a heavy cummer by anyone's standards.
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Well he should have a full Sack when he starts out .. |
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