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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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had this joke sent to me & popped it on one of the joke threads.
wondered how many old ad slogans we can remember & put a joke too!
to get us going
Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms & kept their own name.
-Tesco Condoms, Every Little helps.
-Nike Condoms, Just Do It.
-Peugeot Condoms, The Ride Of Your Life.
-KFC Condoms, Finger Licking Good.
-Duracell Condoms, Just Keep Going & Going & Going.
-Pringles Condoms, Once You Pop You Can't Stop.
-Burger King Condoms, Home Of The Whopper.
-Andrex Condoms, Soft Strong & Very Long.
-Mcdonald's Condoms, I'm Loving it.
-Polo Condoms, The One With The Hole.. OH FUCK!
-Timex condoms, take a licking but keep on ticking
-BMW condoms, The ultimate driving Machine
-Radio times condoms, If it's on it's in
-Tango condoms, You know when you've been tango'd
-Carlsberg condoms, Probably the best shag in the world
-Courage ale condoms, it's what your right arms for
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By (user no longer on site)
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Actually Carlsberg condoms would be supplied complete with 3 nymphmaniac supermodels ........ If Carsberg made condoms.
Mr Whippy - Buy me and Stop One
Thankfully Wrigleys don't make them because it's the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted
I don't know what all the fuss is about really cos my Dad says they don't work 
I did like the baby T shirst on sale that say
"Dad says he only wanted a Blow Job" |
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"remember jiffy condoms?
said on the box
come in a jiffy lol
personally always preffered to cum in a Virgin! lol "
lol your on the wrong site if you after one of them lol |
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"remember jiffy condoms?
said on the box
come in a jiffy lol
personally always preffered to cum in a Virgin! lol
lol your on the wrong site if you after one of them lol "
you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe |
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"you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe"
yeah its called ebay you have to bid for it lol |
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"you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe
yeah its called ebay you have to bid for it lol"
just had a look on eBay n all I can see is a model virgin train & a flight in a hot air ballon!
Better clear my Internet history - don't want to be accused by Gary glitter!!!
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Boddingtons condoms - The cream of Manchester!
Burger King condoms - The home of the whopper
Del Monte condoms - The man from Del Monte says yes ... YES ... YESSSSS!!!
Dr Pepper condoms - What's the worst that can happen? Oh fuck!!
Gillette condoms - The best a man can get
Greggs condoms - Ready when you are
Guinness condoms - Good things cum to those who wait
Irn Bru condoms - Made in Scotland from girders (extra safe sex!!)
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Mushroom condosm - Wow, how did you get that to fit?
Answer : Lengths of string with each condom purchased."
mushroom condoms, for best growth keep in a dark, damp position
burger king - have it your way
maxwell house - good to the last drop
memorex - is it live or is it memorex
perdue chicken - it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
M & M's - melts in your mouth not in your hand
esso - put a tiger in your hand
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Erm bit tounge in cheek - not to cause any offence 
Titanic condoms.
All hands on dick. Women & children first.
Pepsi condoms.
Take the 'Pepsi' challange
Blacpool Pleasure Beach
ride the BIG one
The lottery
it could be you
star trek
to boldly go where no man has gone before 'geeks' lol |
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