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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A few days ago we ordered an item from a well known adult website. Delivery should have been yesterday but it didn't turn up, so today we checked the parcel tracking service. The record showed 'addressee refused to accept parcel, returned to sender'. Confused, we called the adult website help desk and discovered that they had put the wrong house number on the parcel, and so the postie had tried to deliver it to our neighbour opposite - a very sweet, little old lady. She wasn't in, so the parcel was left in her garage. The help desk informed us that today she handed the parcel back to the postie saying she didn't want it.

We're now wondering whether she had a peek inside or not.

What was in the parcel? Well, on the website it's described as a 'Ballsy Girthy Super Cock 9inch Dildo'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hopefully she didn't use it - though I presume you'd get a new one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol is she looking a little paler lately?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she returned it as she already had one?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Lol is she looking a little paler lately?"

Or a little perkier.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't my mum stole a unused vibrator off me when I won it for most sales when I worked for Ann summers....I wouldn't put it past the old woman to have a peek lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We haven't see her since, so now looking for signs of life over there

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

If they just got the number wrong and not the name (and she doesn't know you) I guess she just knew it wasn't for her and have it back.

I doubt a postie would accept a re-wrapped parcel so you should be safe!

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's avoiding you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If they just got the number wrong and not the name (and she doesn't know you) I guess she just knew it wasn't for her and have it back.

I doubt a postie would accept a re-wrapped parcel so you should be safe!

A"

We thought the same, and she looks pretty honest to us. But one never knows

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By *orks funMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

hows she walking today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't my mum stole a unused vibrator off me when I won it for most sales when I worked for Ann summers....I wouldn't put it past the old woman to have a peek lol "

Go mum!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps she swapped it for a few spuds and has wrapped it and gifted it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps she swapped it for a few spuds and has wrapped it and gifted it on "

Hadn't thought of that. Oh well, we can always use spuds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bet the batteries were flat when they got it back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't my mum stole a unused vibrator off me when I won it for most sales when I worked for Ann summers....I wouldn't put it past the old woman to have a peek lol

Go mum! "

Mums are great. I lend my daughter condoms when they have ran out. I don't ask for them back either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you need to 'bump' into her and start chatting about all the post you get and how exciting it is being xmas and all that

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By *isty286Couple  over a year ago

Dorset

Perhaps she tried it and after finding it too small/no grip she decided to send it back, just because she's older doesn't mean she's inactive.

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