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What was the last fib you told?
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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory
Well you must have fibbed...everyone does don't they?  "
can't actually remember the last fib or maybe I'm fibbing about that  |
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. "
Oops actually that's a lie, lol. I rang he fracture clinic this morning and told them my phone had been playing up and I was worried that I had missed their call to make my sons appointment. My phone is fine, she did make me an appointment while I was on the phone though so it was worth it.  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?
It's dead.  "
Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.  |
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?
It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. "
I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?
It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.
I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. "
Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping? |
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Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.
She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.
She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.
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Well that's not a lie!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.
She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.
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Was that a fib though? Were you having a perve at the pictures?  |
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?
It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.
I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?"
He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X |
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We all lie, many times a day, even to ourselves.
I probably couldn't remember my last, though I was just with some elderly relatives, and something or other popped out of my mouth, but it was unimportant, and just kept things evenly smooth. I think I slightly distorted my recent spending downwards. |
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?
It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.
I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?
He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X"
Replace it with another guinea pig
Hope poor lad gets well soon! |
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