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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My parents just phoned...and said that my present weighs a ton...any guesses? I did say you didn't have to wrap me up lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pallet of bricks?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A pallet of bricks? "

Possibly

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Bag of sand?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pony?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pallet of bricks?

Possibly

I wouldn't put it past my dad he has a wicked sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large Edam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rocking chair

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A pallet of bricks?

Possibly

I wouldn't put it past my dad he has a wicked sense of humour.

Nor my dad lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

a new oven?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol

Can't be any worse than I was lol

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

phoning 10 days in advance possibly means they are using a troupe of Sherpas. So I would go with a large tent and oxygen cylinders.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a new oven?"
Good thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a sack of coal because you've been very naughty this year

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My oven works now

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's a sack of coal because you've been very naughty this year "

You think?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"My oven works now

do they know that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My oven works now

Good news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing machine dish washer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hot young guy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your very own fuckbot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A coffee machine with george clooney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hot young guy??

He'd be a fat fucker at a ton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They wrapped me up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hot young guy??

He'd be a fat fucker at a ton

Six hot young guys?

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol

it cant be that bad can it ?

youve either got a basket of soaps and smellers for the bathroom or something for the kitchen

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Sack of Soap and Glory?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I 1s bought my son a action man deserter. Funny as fuck when he realised it was an empty box

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

A stuffed moose.

The antlers are a fucker to wrap!

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