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Should clubs give refunds if you don't get a shag?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night  "
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night "
that sounds good, I wouldn't mind going for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
No because if there is no1 that is attracted to you or you to them then hey that's life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?
No because if there is no1 that is attracted to you or you to them then hey that's life!"
this is a wind-up thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people"
If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
if that happend to us single men I'd have had a lot off free nights out . If no one played with u they must be mad ! |
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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free. "
YES! !!!!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Found this quite funny.
Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.
I did not think women paid to get into clubs."
At some they don't.
But it could be a real money spinner if they had to declare how many shags they'd had on exit and get charged a 'pay per play' exit fee! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Found this quite funny.
Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.
I did not think women paid to get into clubs.
At some they don't.
But it could be a real money spinner if they had to declare how many shags they'd had on exit and get charged a 'pay per play' exit fee!
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Pay per play NO ID BE SKINT  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me? "
No.
They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.
*and a free badge!
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night
Bogof.
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free. "
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free. "
Like a loyalty card ? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
no... you are paying for the facilities ... anything else that happens is a bonus
that would i think send the wrong message and encourage people to think they are entitled to a shag because they pay |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Found this quite funny.
Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.
I did not think women paid to get into clubs."
We might not always have to pay admission, but there are a fair few clubs that charge us membership fees, and rightly so.
Anyway, I reckon any woman who can prove they haven't been comprehensively shagged gets free bubbly and an all over massage from a hot bloke the clubs keep employed especially. Any club who would allow a woman to leave un-shagged should be bloody ashamed of themselves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free. "
Most of the play at clubs is about as satisfying as a McDonalds…..so yes, great idea!! |
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"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people
If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny "
you miss the ambiance .. Maybe a chat and a flirt in the hot tub .. A dance on a dance floor and making new friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people
If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny you miss the ambiance .. Maybe a chat and a flirt in the hot tub .. A dance on a dance floor and making new friends"
So its not all about shagging then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
everyone would be claiming they had a crap night for a refund |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night
I like this idea.
I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.
Like a loyalty card ?"
Absolutely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people
If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny "
Im with you on that one.  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Yes....and if they get two shags they have to pay again
What if it's with the same person ?
Maybe a discount from paying double...maybe 10% off "
Youve obviously given this a lot of thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No refund, the club is just a venue it is the people that matter and what they put into the evening/party. No club can guarantee that the other people going will like you. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Found this quite funny.
Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.
I did not think women paid to get into clubs."
Some do, albeit not as much as men.
On the basis of how many times I have paid for a club and not had a shag there then I have money to claim.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy "
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy "
Do we still spend Friday nights licking and sticking them in the book or stick them straight onto the hot guy?
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"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum "
same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum
same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones"
God yes I forgot that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol that's why I don't go to clubs as 97% of the time you don't get a shag, rather save that 60£ entrance fee for 7kg of chicken for the week for muscle meals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
No its not a brothel! |
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I did not think women paid to get into clubs."
I've always paid as a single female. Sometimes I'm given free entrance but mostly I get charged £10. Still saving a lot compared to the men so can't complain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum
same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones"
I wonder what you'd have to do to get one of those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?
No.
They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.
*and a free badge!
A"
Oooh what kind of badge?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Do we still spend Friday nights licking and sticking them in the book or stick them straight onto the hot guy?
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Or licking the 'hot guy' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy
Youre showing your age now
I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum
same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones
I wonder what you'd have to do to get one of those. "
no idea but i would save them up and then have a really good spend  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?
No.
They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.
*and a free badge!
A
Oooh what kind of badge?? "
A rusty sheriffs badge!
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night "
Who needs a shag when one can have free Champagne instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?
No.
They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.
*and a free badge!
A
Oooh what kind of badge??
A rusty sheriffs badge!
A"
Star shaped!! I love stars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
Cracking idea! I see a gap in the market which I may well exploit. Forget those irritating PPI calls - hold onto your hat for "Chell's Club Shag Refund Service' being set up!!
'Have you had a Club visit in the last 3 years?
Did you not get a shag? Call Chell - where there's blame there's a claim' No penis too small. Fees vary.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.
Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?
Cracking idea! I see a gap in the market which I may well exploit. Forget those irritating PPI calls - hold onto your hat for "Chell's Club Shag Refund Service' being set up!!
'Have you had a Club visit in the last 3 years?
Did you not get a shag? Call Chell - where there's blame there's a claim' No penis too small. Fees vary.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No refund for that, but I think you should get a refund if you ring them before hand they say yes we are busy tonight, then you travel hours to get there and there is about 5 people in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha, theres plenty that leave bad club re_iews cos no one wanted to play with them "
Is that the club's fault, or is it the clientele that use the club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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too bloody right.
And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night "
Meet me round the back of the bins. I've got a bottle of white lightning  |
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