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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tis the Season
Tis the time of season
....... where everyone spends the time
to spend with loved ones
but others, ........ are left behind
So ....... take the time to spend
with others ........ that have no one to Mind
........ giving relief of their time
and giving them ......... Your time
So ........ make this season
all the better ...... for those all alone
A smile ..... is as good as any
to others ..... who receive ... nothing in kind
Tis the time of season
...... to give to others
a gift......... of a warm smile
warming One .... from deep inside
So ......... make this season
all the better ..... in this moment of time
A hug ......... that is offered
bringing warmth ..... to ones home at this time
Tis the time of season
to celebrate at home ........ with thine
So think of others ...... at this Time
Wishing everyone ......... a Merry Xmas from Mine
Merry Xmas everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Emptying Santa’s Sack
One Christmas Eve on a roof top up on high
A poor soul stands shouting up at the sky
He has lost his job and his wife has left him
And the size of his overdraft is quite grim
Finishing his rant to god he shuts his eyes
Then he leaves a note saying his good-byes
He walks up to the edge ready to jump off
He stops when behind him he hears a cough
Father Christmas asks him "are you ok?"
And the man tells him the details of his day
He again walks to the edge of the rooftop
Then Father Christmas shouts, "please stop!"
“It’s Christmas so I’ll give three gifts to you
And I will have a small task for you to do”
Santa Claus says, “let me help you please”
The poor man is in such despair so he agrees
"That would be wonderful thanks,” he said
Father Christmas told him what was ahead
Firstly go home to your wife who is there
Waiting dressed in her sexiest underwear
Longing for you and begging forgiveness
She wants only you and your fond caress
And as for the recent loss of her affection
She will have absolutely no recollection
Secondly go into work after the holiday
Sit at your desk and work the same way
Your salary will have been well increased
Nobody remembers your employment ceased
Thirdly when you check your bank account
And you will be in credit by a large amount
The man is thrilled "oh thank you, thank you!"
Then said, “what is it that you want me to do?"
“Drop your trousers and then bend down”
The man is unsure agrees but wears a frown
Santa Claus gave him a brutal buggering
Leaving the poor man with eyes watering
Afterwards Santa asked, “how old are you?”
The man replied “actually I’m forty two”
“You're too old to believe in me by quite a bit”
Said the fat gay bastard in the Santa outfit
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