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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep put on a pair of jeans when i got up one morning and popped to the shop across the road didn't notice till i was in the shop the day before knickers hanging out of the bottom of my jeans lol |
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Yeah, many years ago I gave my mom a lift to work early one morning.
The windscreen was misted up and she asked if I had a rag to wipe it with.
"There's one under the seat", I said. She reached under and grabbed a pair of frillies, lol.
"I want something bigger than these" Mom said  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other half hid a used condom wrapper inside a folded £20 note once and put it in my purse, thinking it would be funny, I thought the opposite when it flew out and landed on the counter in a very busy greggs though   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just been to the shop, went to pay for something, got my purse out of my bag and a pair of knickers I put in there ages ago came out with the purse !
Tha mans face was a picture  "
.... FAIL !!! 
* falls of coffin * laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can remember back to when me and my brother were kids, playing cowboys in the house, when we were off school with measels, lol.
We found a pack of Dr Whites in moms bedside cupboard.
We hung one off each of our ears, put our cowboy hats on, and shouted, " Look Mom, we're Deputy Dawg" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was on my way to a meet once and had grabbed a handful of condoms and thrown them in my bag, I stopped at a shop on the way there and when I pulled out my purse to pay, three if them flew of my bag and landed on the counter, I dint know who was more embarassec me or the shop assistant! |
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By *C69Man
over a year ago
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Had been round to see one of my FB's last weekend and ended up with her knickers in my back pocket instead of the floor of the car. Went out with her the next night to a club so gave them back to her at the bar n her face was a picture. To get me back she came out of the toilets n handed me the pair she'd been wearing thinking id get searched on the was into the club. She got searched n had to explain while I got waved in :P Justice :P |
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the car was due a service,so organised it and was taken away the next day,the mechanic rang and asked us where the service book was and i told him it was in the glove box,that evening he dropped the car back,with a big smile on his face,hadnt a clue untill i checked the log book,
in the glove box was a pair of js knickers,still moist from that mornings quicjie down a laneway,ooops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only problem that I have with knickers is losing them or leaving them in places
Sounds like you're wearing them too often..."
Well I start off wearing them..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I took a pair of trousers in for dry cleaning. When I went to collect them there was a pair of black see-through knickers dangling from the hanger.
The assistant clocked my expression and said 'they were in the pocket'. |
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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago
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Not knickers but I took my car to the hand car wash near me and popped over to Sainsburys to shop while they cleaned it....
When I got back all the lads were pissing themselves laughing as one of them held up the pair of handcuffs they had found in the back...They wanted to know if I had the key on me!!
God knows what was going on in their heads hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can remember back to when me and my brother were kids, playing cowboys in the house, when we were off school with measels, lol.
We found a pack of Dr Whites in moms bedside cupboard.
We hung one off each of our ears, put our cowboy hats on, and shouted, " Look Mom, we're Deputy Dawg" "
Reminds me of when my middle daughter was about four/five. She had a Tiny Tears doll that came with nappies.
Any how, every Saturday it was like the United Nations at our house - my husbands friends from work would turn up to watch sports, play cards/dominoes whilst I cooked up a storm (Jesus, seems like a different life).
In the middle of serving up dinner my daughter came down stairs with her Tiny Tears carrying a sanitary towel saying "mum, can't get it to stick" as she hadn't removed the strip covering the adhesive.
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when my son was born back in 2005 my folks came over to visit and to help out for 3 weeks. my husband at the time and I had to go for a doc appointment with the baby and as we were leaving my folks had started to clean the flat...I said just leave the bedroom please...came home 2 hours later to find one of my toys and a book entitleD "THE BIG BOOK OF ORGASMS"on my bedside table...and both parents looking at me with a look of disgust...lol
I did tell them not to...lol |
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