I bloke went into a chemist and ask for Viagra but wanted the tablets cut into 4 quarters. The chemist said, “Yes we can do that for you but you need to realise that a quarter of a Viagra tablet won’t give you a full erection”.
The bloke said, “Yes I know, I’m 96-years-old, I don’t want an erection, I just want my cock to stick out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”
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""Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means." "
Every so often I just masturbate............sorry off track  |
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