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over a year ago
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"Answers threads because he's bored 
She made her unicorn tattoo in her butt so she can flash it out everytime someone asks about her tattoo  "
that was for MrsIdiot. God the time I wrote this so many have already posted! Lol |
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division. 
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price "
Has Never been to the beach |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division.
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price
Has Never been to the beach "
Had a cup of tea on the beach with SotB |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division.
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price
Has Never been to the beach "
Only has one leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The real author of the Harry Potter books.
Shouted Plebs through the security gates as Mitchell cycled out. "
Likes to save money on his trouser seat. so never sits down unless he pulls his pants down first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buys out of date food to save money to buy a Lambo
Never!! Meets men, and is a Virgin
Took my virginity in Lidls car park  in a trolley xxx "
Behind the bins!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buys out of date food to save money to buy a Lambo
Never!! Meets men, and is a Virgin
Took my virginity in Lidls car park in a trolley xxx
Behind the bins!!!! "
Thank fook, it wasn't collection day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buys out of date food to save money to buy a Lambo
Never!! Meets men, and is a Virgin
Took my virginity in Lidls car park in a trolley xxx
Behind the bins!!!!
Thank fook, it wasn't collection day! "
Flew with the flying circus in world war one and is related to baron von richthoffen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sat and photocopied his arse at an office party several years ago. The cleaner found the pictures and came up with the idea for personalised busines cards and advertising stuff. Vistaprint was born but alas Vista has not seen a penny of the profits |
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"Dropped out of school aged 14,never went to UniTart with a heart. 
That's not quite a lie 
Femme knits bobble hats for robins "
She used to work as a strip O'gram |
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over a year ago
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division.
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price
Has Never been to the beach "
Is not very sexy at all |
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division.
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price
Has Never been to the beach
Is not very sexy at all "
T hat is not dastardly's cock in penelopes's ass. It's alan carr's.  |
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"Vlad the Impaler is a Mossad Operative, working in their Ikea division.
Tina had her breast plants done at the same clinic as Katie price
Has Never been to the beach
Is not very sexy at all
T hat is not dastardly's cock in penelopes's ass. It's alan carr's. "
was spotted dogging recently on the Worsley area  |
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