Help me! Please :(

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I neeeeed someone to make me a hangover curing bacon buttie.

I just tried. I got the bacon out and felt so queasy I've had to retreat back to bed.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't you find a local sandwich shop that will deliver?

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have bacon but no bread. It will be cold by the time I head back down that way though.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm saved

my lovely wife has just come home and, apart from teasing me, is now making that desperately needed buttie