Tube

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't leave the house because the weapon on my boxers won't go down lol

I may get arrested on the tube

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Hit it on it's head with a hammer.

I hate the tube, my friend Mark (who is a ninja) says if you travel on it for more than an hour you get black snots.

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't get on the tube with a boner!

You might marmalade it in the sliding doors!

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

*sorry - meant jam!

Was distracted by breakfast.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't leave the house because the weapon on my boxers won't go down lol

I may get arrested on the tube

I cringed, are you happy now OP

By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Mind the gap

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guess I can't get to work for health and safety reasons

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hammer is overboatd. Try a cold teaspoon. Failing that, stay at home, do some diy and use it for knocking nails in.