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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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2wheels, you're a cunt.
Everyone else, thank you for the birthday wishes 
I'm certainly not a MILF. I'm not a mum and never will be 
I've been spoilt, alcohol, food, chocolate, jewellery and a pay rise!
crystal x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend 
How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer lol"
I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now 
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"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend
How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer lol
I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now
crystal"
oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend
How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer lol
I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now
crystal
oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies "
Smooth (and nicely saved )
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't get any prettier than Crystal. She is gorge!
Happy Birthday Crystal xx stroke a beard for meeeeee
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I'm off to see The Beards next week so I'll have a good grope of all the beards and think of you x |
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"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend
How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer lol
I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now
crystal
oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies
Smooth (and nicely saved )
crystal "
Phew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?
Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!
crystal x"
30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream
dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?
Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!
crystal x
30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream
dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx"
Not at all. Dirty thoughts added to the wank bank
How hard would I need to blow the candles?!
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?
Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!
crystal x
30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream
dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx
Not at all. Dirty thoughts added to the wank bank
How hard would I need to blow the candles?!
crystal"
I thought maybe a really hard birthday fanny fart could be fun? |
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