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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So we have

"Big sack" and "pulling my cracker"

But what other Christmas related innuendos can you wonderful bunch think off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had an offer to fill my stocking recently...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was Santa would you help me empty my sack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep your meat moist !

Stuff the bird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa only cums once a year but when he does he fills your stockings doh

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Im a breast man

Im more of a leg man

Dont choke on the bone

Ive got a juicy bird

Thats enough now Im bored of myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a nice young lady asks for a christmas gift, I give her one!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Xmas dinner:

Turkey ... Just spread the legs open n stuff it in

It's a little dry, do you still wanna eat it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can't wait to stuff a big bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off for a Yule time log.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuffed the bird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eagerly anticipating the arrival of a man with a full sack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The jolly fat man can come down my chimney tonight

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone for a three bird roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I suck your baubles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chest"nuts" roasting by an open fire

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By *plankyMan over a year ago

Beeston

Do you want stuffing?

I've got a special vanilla sauce to go over your mince pies.

Would you like a liquor?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Can I kiss you under the baubles

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