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Eh...wassup doc? *chews carrot*
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"The wannabe wits will be excited, intrigued and downright mesmerised to know that I've scratched my cornea. (*) (o)"
I promise to think of some cornier jokes
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"The wannabe wits will be excited, intrigued and downright mesmerised to know that I've scratched my cornea. (*) (o)awwee poor Steve, would you like a blowjob to make you feel better?
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"The wannabe wits will be excited, intrigued and downright mesmerised to know that I've scratched my cornea. (*) (o)awwee poor Steve, would you like a blowjob to make you feel better?
Yes please " I will ask Ben if he's free
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I (male) once had to go to A&E with an injured eye - I cut it on a bit of popcorn (really).
Anyway, they were testing my sight and asked me to read something and I said "I can't see it at all" - and they paniced before I had time to add "because I took my contact lens out".
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