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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
NOTHING - The calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be worried. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
THAT’S OKAY - She wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
WHATEVER - A woman’s way of saying screw you!
WOW - This is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person could be so incredibly stupid.
Can you think of any more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NOTHING IS WRONG
This means you are truly in the shit for something you have/haven't done and you will find out about 3am when you are suddenly woken by her wrath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you ask her what she wants as a gift and she replies 'I DON'T KNOW, GET ME ANYTHING'.
This means SHE DOES KNOW, there is something very specific she wants and she wants to know why the fuck you don't know this too.
There could be trouble ahead....  |
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
FIVE MINUTES - If I am getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before you have to put the shelf up or take us shopping. |
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"When you ask her what she wants as a gift and she replies 'I DON'T KNOW, GET ME ANYTHING'.
This means SHE DOES KNOW, there is something very specific she wants and she wants to know why the fuck you don't know this too.
There could be trouble ahead.... "
muahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?'.
This is not a question, it is an atom bomb that doesn't go off until you give an answer.
It doesn't matter what the answer is, the bomb is designed to explode at the sound/ or silence of any answer.
Just run and quickly.... good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GOOD LUCK......if used at the end of a first message reply then is game over guys, it means don't bother trying again I've made my mind up already
When used in other contexts ....... It's good luck cos you're going to need it for not doing it my way  |
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"FUCK IT"..... Then you sit there all worried and wondering what the fuck you have done ...very worrying this one in case you admit to some thing she did not know about..... Im always in the shit it's just the depth that alters
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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UMMMM (head nodding while looking away)
meaning your argument is totally fucking stupid but I'm trying to be good and not give you a sarcastic comment that would surly make you cry. You bellend! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male - "Is anything wrong dear?"
Female - "You don't know! You telling me YOU DON'T KNOW? If you have to ask that is IT!! THE END!!!!"
Catch 22 - Presumption of guilt.  |
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Reminds me of this joke about why men will never understand women
Woman: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What is it?
Woman: Nevermind its nothing
Houston: What is the problem?
Woman: Nothing…
Houston: Let us know the problem.
Woman: If you don’t know the problem, I’m not going to tell you.
Houston: Tell us what the problem is!
Woman: NO!
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your not eating all of that chocolate or cream cakes on your own are you
so you offer your last piece of chocolate or cream cake or share it with her
soon after
its all your fault bastard as ive put on weight we are all on a diet for a month now
im so going to the cake shop on my own but ive been a good boy and not been eating all those chocolates and cream cakes while being out 
wheres my chocolate or cream cake as shes searched in the car and found the wrappers and cream cake wrapper from the shop stashed in the glove box to be binned later |
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I'M. oK.
I'm livid and could happily skin you alive but as I'm repulsed by you, keep your distance. Again, you will pay for your inadequacies but I need to make sure your punishment is sufficiently harsh and fitting of the crimes you have committed. |
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"I'M. oK.
I'm livid and could happily skin you alive but as I'm repulsed by you, keep your distance. Again, you will pay for your inadequacies but I need to make sure your punishment is sufficiently harsh and fitting of the crimes you have committed."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst I have said was to a man with a disappointingly small cock was "I love a good fingering before being fucked". His reply was "I just have fucked you!".........not a great night. |
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Yeah good luck with that one 
