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over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire "
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!! ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!! "
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know? "
yeah I know but .... the same person was involved in both incidents ...?? does that help ?? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know? "
Can I just say I was not only a witness but in many ways an innocent victim too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness but in many ways an innocent victim too? "
what incident did you witness cos I think you had gone when these happened!!! lol ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness but in many ways an innocent victim too? "
your head was not involved ... I don't know the name of the guy whose head it was but I did apologise ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol "
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story "
I can't help that the pub went eerily quiet as I spoke in a normal voice ... ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story " No no no - gotta be gay porn! Gorgeous guys! Mmmmmmm |
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story
I can't help that the pub went eerily quiet as I spoke in a normal voice ... "
You do have a carrying voice you know... ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story
I can't help that the pub went eerily quiet as I spoke in a normal voice ...
You do have a carrying voice you know... "
says she .... back ramrod straight ... shoulders back ... need I say more? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story
I can't help that the pub went eerily quiet as I spoke in a normal voice ...
You do have a carrying voice you know...
says she .... back ramrod straight ... shoulders back ... need I say more? "
They invited us to join in!!!
How was I to know there are clean words.to colonel bogey... ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm ready to process your claim and have a minion standing by, ready to lose the paperwork in a toaster fire
it sort of might be more than one claim!!!!
Odds bodkins, this isn't groupon, you know?
Can I just say I was not only a witness
but in many ways an innocent victim
too?
what incident did you witness cos I think
you had gone when these happened!!!
lol
Thank the gods! I witnessed you bellowing out "I DON'T WATCH PORN!!!' when I was quietly and amusingly telling a couple of ladies my lesbian porn story
I can't help that the pub went eerily quiet as I spoke in a normal voice ...
You do have a carrying voice you know...
says she .... back ramrod straight ... shoulders back ... need I say more?
They invited us to join in!!!
How was I to know there are clean words.to colonel bogey... "
I am giggling again!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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