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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?
Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.
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It'd boost the sales of Kleenex ten fold 
Some gents are lucky enough to be heavy cummers and women do hunt them down. I'd love to be able to provide enough cum for complete coverage of a nice big pair of breasts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy shit what a thought we would have to drink more thank the regulated amount of fluid each day or we would be dried and shriveled up
Made me spit my coffee out in a non squirting manner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy shit what a thought we would have to drink more thank the regulated amount of fluid each day or we would be dried and shriveled up
Made me spit my coffee out in a non squirting manner "
Are there thousands of shrivelled up women walking around this morning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one thinking about how to clean the soft furnishings....!!
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I think you have spotted a gap in the market for a new fab clean up company. Next year we will be millionaires Rodders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge!  "
Am I kinda have a massive about average cum load!! I'll shoot it off in u if u so wish my dear x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't even seek out heavy cummers - As long as we've both loved it I don't care how much or little sperm there is.
If both men AND women squirted though we'd only be able to have sex in bathrooms methinks - as matresses and carpets would very soon ruin! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even seek out heavy cummers - As long as we've both loved it I don't care how much or little sperm there is.
If both men AND women squirted though we'd only be able to have sex in bathrooms methinks - as matresses and carpets would very soon ruin! xx"
agree !!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It'd boost every blokes ego.........
We'd all have to have xxxxxl condoms so we'd room to fill em. "
Good point! I never thought about that. Use the long sausage type balloons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It'd boost every blokes ego.........
We'd all have to have xxxxxl condoms so we'd room to fill em.
Good point! I never thought about that. Use the long sausage type balloons? "
Imagine trying to pull that out of you filled with cum  |
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"If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?
Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.
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Hahahaha....cant stop laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?
Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.
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I love cum but even that would make me feel sick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What size would our balls need to be?
The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon 
Easier to find and play with it "
I don't have trouble finding it now  |
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"What size would our balls need to be?
The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon
Easier to find and play with it
I don't have trouble finding it now "
Can you help me find mine?  |
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By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago
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"A teaspoon of cum "...Seriously !?
You guys be careful what you wish for...
I'm a heavy cummer. ..can't repeat for love nor money, but yes, a very heavy cummer..
Factoids...
Large towel... beds won't last long without it.
banned from furniture... work it out.
quick sessions at the office Etal. ..forget it.
Can't use condoms... The things just fall off, before and after climax
Therefore, can't have sex to full climax with women who only want safe sex... Which excludes me from most of the women on this site.
It's a minority of women that can handle oral.
After the initial novelty, most women don't like it.
The only objective "pro" is that women report how "warm" it feels.
On balance, I could do without it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What size would our balls need to be?
The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon "
Yeah, I was speaking figuratively... we'd want a permanent visual testament to our gushing prowess! |
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By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago
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"What size would our balls need to be?
The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon
Yeah, I was speaking figuratively... we'd want a permanent visual testament to our gushing prowess! "
I assure you my comments are offered not as boast..."prowess"... more like convulsion.
With the right stimulation and an email addy, that could be arranged. Date stamped with a fabswingers logo if you like ?? |
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