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over a year ago
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just went to close a window on my pc and it asked "are you sure you want to navigate away from this page?".
not an isolated incident either...when i log into something it asks "do you want windows to remember this password"...like it knows me soooo well that it can acertain that i will only forget it if it's left to me to remember! |
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There are few things more satisfying than giving your PC a damn good telling off when its patronising, disrespectful or just plain refuses to do what you want it to.
Give the bastard thing a bloody good talking to, no, not ‘talk’, scream at it. Get violent if you want and give it a damn good kicking too but you might end up breaki…. A fatal error has occurred Windows is shutting down.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" A fatal error has occurred Windows is shutting down.
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that always gets me! the thought that my opening a screen can cost someone their life....or perhaps windows misunderstands the severity of the problem and has over-reacted to the issue? |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Give it a cyber slap 
do you really think violence is the answer?
certainly works when you want to keep your man in check
from cyber slapping to domestic violence in one easy step
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I personally thought it went from Humour to Sarcastic Humour in 1 easy step.
Just goes to show how people are all different and read things differently too! 
PS - The last version had a wee spelling mistake in it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Give it a cyber slap
do you really think violence is the answer?
certainly works when you want to keep your man in check
from cyber slapping to domestic violence in one easy step
I personally thought it went from Humour to Sarcastic Humour in 1 easy step.
Just goes to show how people are all different and read things differently too!
PS - The last version had a wee spelling mistake in it! "
you're making my life hard, you deserve a slap! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Give it a cyber slap
do you really think violence is the answer?
certainly works when you want to keep your man in check
from cyber slapping to domestic violence in one easy step
I personally thought it went from Humour to Sarcastic Humour in 1 easy step.
Just goes to show how people are all different and read things differently too!
PS - The last version had a wee spelling mistake in it!
you're making my life hard, you deserve a slap!"
pmsl
A cyber one or a real one? |
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"Give it a cyber slap
do you really think violence is the answer?
certainly works when you want to keep your man in check
from cyber slapping to domestic violence in one easy step
I personally thought it went from Humour to Sarcastic Humour in 1 easy step.
Just goes to show how people are all different and read things differently too!
PS - The last version had a wee spelling mistake in it!
you're making my life hard, you deserve a slap!
pmsl
A cyber one or a real one? "
now thats sarcastic humour lmao |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Give it a cyber slap
do you really think violence is the answer?
certainly works when you want to keep your man in check
from cyber slapping to domestic violence in one easy step
I personally thought it went from Humour to Sarcastic Humour in 1 easy step.
Just goes to show how people are all different and read things differently too!
PS - The last version had a wee spelling mistake in it!
you're making my life hard, you deserve a slap!
pmsl
A cyber one or a real one?
now thats sarcastic humour lmao "
Cheers! I am here all week for lots more too! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cyber one or a real one?
bend over, you'll soon find out
I have been bent over for 5 minutes now and am ready! "
Takes a long run up and..............SPANK!!
could'nt miss an opportunity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A cyber one or a real one?
bend over, you'll soon find out
I have been bent over for 5 minutes now and am ready!
Takes a long run up and..............SPANK!!
could'nt miss an opportunity "
...still hunting for my paddle |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"A cyber one or a real one?
bend over, you'll soon find out
I have been bent over for 5 minutes now and am ready!
Takes a long run up and..............SPANK!!
could'nt miss an opportunity "
For some strange reason that actually felt good
I really need to use sarcastic humour a lot more in my posts if that is the results, damn, I already do!
Ok HPC, am ready once more, take yer best shot! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"A cyber one or a real one?
bend over, you'll soon find out
I have been bent over for 5 minutes now and am ready!
Takes a long run up and..............SPANK!!
could'nt miss an opportunity
...still hunting for my paddle"
You snooze, you lose am afraid! (I think I really should be afraid) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just went to close a window on my pc and it asked "are you sure you want to navigate away from this page?".
not an isolated incident either...when i log into something it asks "do you want windows to remember this password"...like it knows me soooo well that it can acertain that i will only forget it if it's left to me to remember! "
I know there are new computer users appearing all the time, for them it's all NEW, but sadly Microsoft treats everybody as if they're the bluntest pin in the box!
Think MS were the originators of the 'nanny state' concept!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A cyber one or a real one?
bend over, you'll soon find out
I have been bent over for 5 minutes now and am ready!
Takes a long run up and..............SPANK!!
could'nt miss an opportunity
...still hunting for my paddle
You snooze, you lose am afraid! (I think I really should be afraid) "
be afraid...be very afraid .....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just went to close a window on my pc and it asked "are you sure you want to navigate away from this page?".
not an isolated incident either...when i log into something it asks "do you want windows to remember this password"...like it knows me soooo well that it can acertain that i will only forget it if it's left to me to remember!
I know there are new computer users appearing all the time, for them it's all NEW, but sadly Microsoft treats everybody as if they're the bluntest pin in the box!
Think MS were the originators of the 'nanny state' concept!! "
but at least they give us the smug bastard paper clip to appease us hey?! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"I love that paper clip "
I used to too, that is, until he got on his wee bike and I haven't seen him since! 
Did I do something wrong? Was it that I shouted at him for covering over the text all the time? Someone please help me get him back, I do miss him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what paperclip? i havent got a paperclip!! "
That little one with the smile in the corner that comes up and offers you a massage when you've been online to long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love that paper clip "
noooo, "ohhh, i see you want to write a letter, do you want me to help you write that letter? you seem a little simple and your iq is flashing below average so if you want....." smile, smile, smile
"look what i can do, i'm extremely flexible and my animators have made it so i can change into differnt things, can you do that? no? that's why you need my help, i'm infinitely superior to you" smile, smile, smile
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"the paper clip done by mrs bill gates........clippy. more annoying than most of microsofts annoying excuses for software."
I take it you are not a fan of Microsoft then?
Just a wee hunch, I am prone to them, it must be from all the bending over in here!
PS - For those that don't get my humour - hunch meaning hunch-back! |
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Years ago my daughter, who was at home on school holidays was playing on the PC. She phoned me up at work in a panic, “I think the police will be coming round to arrest me!!!”… yep you guessed it, the ‘An illegal operation has occurred’ appeared on the PC screen  |
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