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Two girls chatting the day after a particularly heavy party.
One says "my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage"
The other replies, " mind you, there was a cockatoo in there last night".
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it 
Morning lovely! x"
Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.
Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."
Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "
Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x |
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"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it
Morning lovely! x
Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.
Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."
Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "
Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x"
I had to say that out loud in a brummie accent which went a little welsh towards the end!
Have you had a sugary cereal this morning?! x
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"Two girls chatting the day after a particularly heavy party.
One says "my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage"
The other replies, " mind you, there was a cockatoo in there last night".
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Is your occupation Christmas Cracker Packer?
And as a treat do you get to write the jokes? |
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"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it
Morning lovely! x
Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.
Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."
Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "
Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x
I had to say that out loud in a brummie accent which went a little welsh towards the end!
Have you had a sugary cereal this morning?! x
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Just the usual pop tarts and can of red bull (other caffeine laden drinks are available) |
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"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it
Morning lovely! x
Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.
Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."
Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "
Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x"
Two points.
First were they tourists, pretty brummy girls, really (waits for backlash lol) ?
Second were they from Newcastle, the accent fits better, and they were pretty, right I'm off to pack for my move to Newcastle lol c'mon the toon |
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