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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.
Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.
"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.
However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.
So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.
The end. |
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"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.
Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.
"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.
However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.
So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.
The end."
'The Harvester' - s'pose your dining options in public are limited in that shirt...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do harvesters still exist 
And did you walk into the Harvester with a newspaper covering your bits 
No, the usual postage stamp was sufficient."
 what happened to the dog? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.
Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.
"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.
However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.
So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.
The end."
Get up to Scarborough you can get a shag at the end of the pier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs not welcome inside Harvester.
Dog tied up outside (with access to water as it was quite a sunny day)"
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Poor dog!!!
That's why I like camping, the dog can be with me all the time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?
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You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?
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Are you sure it wasn't an inflatable man shaped air bed and she was blowing it up via a tummy valve??? |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol"
I said Bournemouth beach, last weekend, lunchtime.
It's hardly going to be deserted, is it? 
You'd make a rubbish mod. |
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"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?
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You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj |
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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj"
Fair point, I don't know for sure. But from the angle they were lying...it seemed pretty damn likely!
Clearly it's only me that finds this odd behaviour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is it odd behaviour? I've had sexual encounters all over the place! Its not odd its fun!
Maybe the whole idea was so that someone like you would spot them!
Sounds like a top way to spend a Saturday to me. (And by the way, I didn't really suck your dog off. Jeez, don't even know his name) |
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"You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj
Fair point, I don't know for sure. But from the angle they were lying...it seemed pretty damn likely!
Clearly it's only me that finds this odd behaviour!"
Maybe it was your behaviour that was odd. Could of been a regular couple lying on the beach with her head rested on his lap thinking whose that fucking weirdo with a dog gawping at us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol
I said Bournemouth beach, last weekend, lunchtime.
It's hardly going to be deserted, is it?
You'd make a rubbish mod."
I've no knowledge of Bournmouth or its beach.
People usually comment on what has been said rather than between the lines unless looking to argue.lol
I don't want to mod Bournmouth beach, though if that's the kind of thing that happens with kids around then someone should. |
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"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?
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That's a bit judgemental, as you couldn't see what she was doing. She may have had spina bifida and was sunbathing the back of her neck. |
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"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.
Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.
"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.
However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.
So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.
The end.
Get up to Scarborough you can get a shag at the end of the pier. "
What pier? Hope it wasn't the sea end else you'd have drowned by now. |
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