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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please  "
You'll be needing the remote control and some tissues as well then?  |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please
You'll be needing the remote control and some tissues as well then? "
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise."
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed 
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days? |
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise.
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days? "
Phew after all that you deserve a good weekend in bed and honorary manhood. Get well soon  |
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise.
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days? "
Sorry to disappoint you but you just have a common cold, there is no way you could've done all that if you had man flu  |
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise.
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days?
Sorry to disappoint you but you just have a common cold, there is no way you could've done all that if you had man flu "
But I'm a mans man  I can beat man flu |
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Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed
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Or pretend you're a woman! |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please "
Hope you feel well soon, handy tip get a bell or if you upstairs make sure your mobile is near by so you call downstairs to get the assistance you will need during this traumatic time |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please
Hope you feel well soon, handy tip get a bell or if you upstairs make sure your mobile is near by so you call downstairs to get the assistance you will need during this traumatic time "
MUM IM HUNGRY! Tends to do the job pretty well. And as I'm losing my voice I'll just bang on the floor with my crutches until she fears for the ceiling falling down |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please "
Every one knows that women can't get man flu.... If they did it would be fatal... |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please
Hope you feel well soon, handy tip get a bell or if you upstairs make sure your mobile is near by so you call downstairs to get the assistance you will need during this traumatic time
MUM IM HUNGRY! Tends to do the job pretty well. And as I'm losing my voice I'll just bang on the floor with my crutches until she fears for the ceiling falling down "
Have you cleaned out the fridge yet? |
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"Man flu! You guys say it's a real thing, so I'm using it as an excuse to stay in bed all weekend... For this weekend, I am I man! Bring me soup and paracetamol please
Hope you feel well soon, handy tip get a bell or if you upstairs make sure your mobile is near by so you call downstairs to get the assistance you will need during this traumatic time
MUM IM HUNGRY! Tends to do the job pretty well. And as I'm losing my voice I'll just bang on the floor with my crutches until she fears for the ceiling falling down
Have you cleaned out the fridge yet? "
Nope xD I gave my sister a fiver to do it for me! |
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"You should try getting single man flu, much much worse than your average man flu,
I'm single, and a temporary man, and my mum is going out tonight. So I think I fit that category "
Your mums going out!!?? That makes it much worse now!  |
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"You should try getting single man flu, much much worse than your average man flu,
I'm single, and a temporary man, and my mum is going out tonight. So I think I fit that category
Your mums going out!!?? That makes it much worse now! "
I don't know, but suspect that married man-flu is far worse. You put in all that effort to find a built in nurse and sympathy provider then she just tells you to get on with it. Or was that on yer bike... can't tell ears are blocked up too |
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise.
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days?
Phew after all that you deserve a good weekend in bed and honorary manhood. Get well soon "
Your honourary manhood is in the post, it requires 3 AAA batteries |
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"See how rough it is for us? If you had lady flu hundreds of people would have rushed in by now to sympathise.
Yeah I see how it's rough, but next time you get man flu make sure you do what I did in order to deserve to spend the weekend in bed
-Damage your knee
-Hobble around on crutches for 8 weeks
-Find a really messy bedroom with unpacked boxes in it and tidy the entire thing (on one leg, because you can't put weight on the other one!) over the space of 2 days
-Drag a heavy chest of drawers accross the room (on one leg!)
-Unpack the boxes and de-clutter
See, refusing to back down from a challenge is manly, and therefore I'm allowed to complain of man flu and stay in bed!
My last slave died of boredom, who wants to look after me for a few days?
Phew after all that you deserve a good weekend in bed and honorary manhood. Get well soon
Your honourary manhood is in the post, it requires 3 AAA batteries"
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So you have my sympathy xxx