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By *exine x OP Couple
over a year ago
Leicester |
Does anyone else share the same sense of humour? Or am I just odd? lol.
This is a text I sent to Lex (It Rhymes) whilst enjoying a sit down in the little boys room.
Dear Ms Lex. I am sorry to have to inform you that I am more than dis pleased at your ongoing responsibility of Profile Admin on Fab Swingers. For the second day running there have been a number of unread and non replied to emails much to the distress of such people as "Minge Molester" and "Clit Destroyer" (Not real profiles) both of which are valued dreamers and fantasists on the above mentioned website. They have willingly paid their £5 for their 60 Day subscription and are therefore entitled to be fucking you in every hole bareback whenever they deem fit, ie when their missus is doing the weekly shop in Asda. Especially this week as Brian and the kids are over on Saturday afternoon as it's Nans Birthday, not that she knows anything about it the senile old bag. And not forgetting that nice Sovereign Ring of hers that has been promised to our Julie when she goes! cos that bitch Carols not getting her filthy fingers on it!
So. In summing up. Get a grip or I may have to reconsider your position ?? x.
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