There was a Fab Swinger called Jackie,
Who liked her sex sordid and tacky,
She liked more than one bloke,
To give her face a good soak,
So she soon fell in love with bukkake!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a little guy in the bath,
On a sex site, having a laugh,
And though he's not stinky,
His cock is so wrinkly,
Makes getting it up such a faff
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brill ta im usually the one writin poems fa the pissy posse thats the first time anyone's written fa me brilliant thanks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so big he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
An epileptic young woman named Camp
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
But the first time he squeezed her
She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp
We all know that tampons are spongy
And often times get rather grungy
But why they have strings
Among other things
Is so that the crabs can all bungee
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By (user no longer on site)
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There once was a young man from Harrow
Whose cock was the size of a marrow
No kecks could contain
The bulge and the strain
So he carried it round in a barrow. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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A thirty-six year old man from Notts,
********* ******** in a ******
He ****** the whole ******
And then ****** a ******
But she said "******* *** * **** it rots"
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