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""Its not the size of the ship its the skill of the Captain sliding it into port ...""
size does matter at times, I have played with a few big guys and it's really painful, under average guys don't bother me but over average I avoid |
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""Its not the size of the ship its the skill of the Captain sliding it into port ..."
size does matter at times, I have played with a few big guys and it's really painful, under average guys don't bother me but over average I avoid "
And there lies the skill .. making sure the lady only has pleasure regardless of size surely? |
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""Its not the size of the ship its the skill of the Captain sliding it into port ..."
Not the size of the ship its the motion in the ocean.  "
Not the size of the army its the force of the attack haha |
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""Its not the size of the ship its the skill of the Captain sliding it into port ..."
Not the size of the ship its the motion in the ocean. "
you been watching I'm a celeb this evening? |
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"Yes. Mrs P won't even answer the door unless you've got at least nine inches. And all her mates are the same.
So they have to put it through the letterbox as proof first aswel?  "
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"Yes. Mrs P won't even answer the door unless you've got at least nine inches. And all her mates are the same.
So they have to put it through the letterbox as proof first aswel? "
Yes. And be careful as it snaps shut quite hard. So you might start of with nine but you may not leave with it. |
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Personally I only meet with those who are around the 6inch or less mark, all those great big whoppers do absolutely nothing for me, in fact they turn me right off!  |
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"Personally I only meet with those who are around the 6inch or less mark, all those great big whoppers do absolutely nothing for me, in fact they turn me right off! "
Oh bugger, that rules me out then 
By just one inch!! |
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"I find it difficult to find anyone who will let me take them doggy! 
why is that????? Are you doing something wrong."
Location, location, location: asda car park on a Saturday lunchtime is a popular place |
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Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs......  |
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"Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs...... "
oh dear, busted. |
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"Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs...... "
Poor Steve will be upset. |
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"Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs...... "
Ha ! I so hope this is true |
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"Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs......
Ha ! I so hope this is true "
it is lol, caught red handed. |
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"Oh I love a big one, but the one attached to your body OP is decidedly average and lacking in girth, and the repulsive big snotty cock shot you are using as an avatar has been downloaded from the net, and belongs to someone else anyway!
Ffs......
Poor Steve will be upset. "
Sod!  it was good whilst it lasted! |
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