The fact that a lift has a call button leads to complaints that it is an escort and then posts saying that what it does in its' own time for free means it is fine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is random, makes it all the better

Her

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Is wrong on so many levels...."
as in the ground floor? the basement? the Atrium? or the roof garden? which levels in particular?

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By *ebanissaCouple over a year ago

southend

Shouldn't this thread be in the Storeys and Fantasies forum?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Holding the doors open and hitting the top button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn't this thread be in the Storeys and Fantasies forum?"

Please don't tell me that you haven't?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is wrong on so many levels.... as in the ground floor? the basement? the Atrium? or the roof garden? which levels in particular?"

Level 42

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG THIS thread is going up and down all morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it does give you a lift in the Morning

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's the goods.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the goods.

Now it has hit basement level...

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I think on balance I prefer fucking inside a dumb waiter.

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By *itboyslim2Man over a year ago

stevenage

A dumb waiter... Nah

With lazy Susan you have to be dominant

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I see this is escalating

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By *itboyslim2Man over a year ago

stevenage

Just keep your hands clear of moving parts

Hold tight and enjoy the ride....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes "stand clear of the doors" take on a whole new meaning (ouch!)

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Fancy taking her up the emergency hatch to the sounds of 'Dock of a bay'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I coming!!" I shout, but nobody ever holds it open for me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so frustrating -the doors shut just before i got in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to level 7 and forgot to take the pill... don’t worry...just tell him to get off at level 5.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Going to level 7 and forgot to take the pill... don’t worry...just tell him to get off at level 5.

Or to use the tradesman's lift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You always have to bring the "back door" into the ar(s)ena!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this thread is a mood elevating one dontcha think ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alarm bells be ringing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Isn't it out of order?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Would calling the emergency number on the lift and telling them what you are doing constitute phone sex or just a mucky call?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is one Tall Storey

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if in the porn film version, the repair man will fix the lift after attending to the needs of the person trapped in it? I wonder if he will have a mullet?

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

I mentioned Dock of a Bay...because it was by OTIS Reading. (For those that messaged me

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