Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? "
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? "
oh quite moaning and do what your Mother says  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? "
You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
How am I meant to clean the bottom and back of the fridge? Lol "
My OH's best mate is in a wheelchair, has lost a hand, and he manages, I'm not sure what the problem is. |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? "
What you should do is get a man in the kitchen with you put a cushion on the floor and have sex doggie style and clean the fridge at the same time.
With the pleasure you are getting you wont feel the pain in your bad knee |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again?
What you should do is get a man in the kitchen with you put a cushion on the floor and have sex doggie style and clean the fridge at the same time.
With the pleasure you are getting you wont feel the pain in your bad knee "
Maybe knock a sarnie up aswell while your down there |
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You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
How am I meant to clean the bottom and back of the fridge? Lol My OH's best mate is in a wheelchair, has lost a hand, and he manages, I'm not sure what the problem is."
In fairness when its a permanent thing you learn to adapt and overcome but when its short term you tend to just relax and feel sorry for yourself  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
How am I meant to clean the bottom and back of the fridge? Lol My OH's best mate is in a wheelchair, has lost a hand, and he manages, I'm not sure what the problem is.
In fairness when its a permanent thing you learn to adapt and overcome but when its short term you tend to just relax and feel sorry for yourself "
I have no sympathy when things could be much worse, perspective is required I think. |
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You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
How am I meant to clean the bottom and back of the fridge? Lol My OH's best mate is in a wheelchair, has lost a hand, and he manages, I'm not sure what the problem is.
In fairness when its a permanent thing you learn to adapt and overcome but when its short term you tend to just relax and feel sorry for yourself
I have no sympathy when things could be much worse, perspective is required I think."
Guess I won't be coming here for support if I need surgery... |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge."
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
I do it on my knees "
You do everything on your knees, dirty girl.  |
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"I think what your Mum is saying is don't lay about messaging on fab, do some housework.
Do some washing or ironing and say cleaning the fridge was too difficult. "
I've cleaned the bathrooms, minus the floor, did the dusting, cleaned the kitchen minus the fridge and the floor. Put a load of washing on but can't carry it to the dryer. I can't be trusted with an iron! I've been on crutches for 8 weeks now, so I do my best. I don't lay around doing nothing. I just don't see how I'm gonna clean the fridge haha |
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over a year ago
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? "
Text her back and ask her. She clearly thinks it's possible. |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again?
Text her back and ask her. She clearly thinks it's possible. "
She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself! |
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Just connect up your hosepipe and blast water into the fridge. Yes all the fridge contents might end up all over the floor and there could be a slight flood but the fridge willl be clean at least ! Plus bonus - your Mum will never ask you to do it again !  |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again?
Text her back and ask her. She clearly thinks it's possible.
She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself! "
Absolutely shocking.
You keep ketchup in the fridge ? |
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"She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself! "
You'd be surprised what you are capable of. I broke my 5th metatarsal in my left foot last year. Stuck in a cast and living on my own. I slid down the stairs on my bum, crawled up them, hopped around etc. The trickiest bit was getting a cuppa from the kitchen to my PC. Try hopping with a cuppa, it doesn't work so I would put the cup as far ahead as possible then crawl and repeat. Fun times!!
I'm sure you would have managed if you'd HAD to do it, the thing is you didn't in reality. |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again?
Text her back and ask her. She clearly thinks it's possible.
She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself!
Absolutely shocking.
You keep ketchup in the fridge ? "
I keep ketchup in the fridge |
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again? You don't have to get onto the floor to clean a fridge.
I do it on my knees "
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"I think what your Mum is saying is don't lay about messaging on fab, do some housework.
Do some washing or ironing and say cleaning the fridge was too difficult.
I've cleaned the bathrooms, minus the floor, did the dusting, cleaned the kitchen minus the fridge and the floor. Put a load of washing on but can't carry it to the dryer. I can't be trusted with an iron! I've been on crutches for 8 weeks now, so I do my best. I don't lay around doing nothing. I just don't see how I'm gonna clean the fridge haha "
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"She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself!
You'd be surprised what you are capable of. I broke my 5th metatarsal in my left foot last year. Stuck in a cast and living on my own. I slid down the stairs on my bum, crawled up them, hopped around etc. The trickiest bit was getting a cuppa from the kitchen to my PC. Try hopping with a cuppa, it doesn't work so I would put the cup as far ahead as possible then crawl and repeat. Fun times!!
I'm sure you would have managed if you'd HAD to do it, the thing is you didn't in reality."
Yep. When my sister was 5 she was in a wheelchair for 17 months with both legs hip to ankle in plaster and a broomstick between her ankles. Mum thought she wouldnt be able to do much. She was wrong. She managed to hop upstairs, she used a skateboard and roller skates to get around, she even managed to get stuck on the roof of a climbing frame house in the park where we lived. Where there is a will there's a way. |
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"She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself!
You'd be surprised what you are capable of. I broke my 5th metatarsal in my left foot last year. Stuck in a cast and living on my own. I slid down the stairs on my bum, crawled up them, hopped around etc. The trickiest bit was getting a cuppa from the kitchen to my PC. Try hopping with a cuppa, it doesn't work so I would put the cup as far ahead as possible then crawl and repeat. Fun times!!
I'm sure you would have managed if you'd HAD to do it, the thing is you didn't in reality.
Yep. When my sister was 5 she was in a wheelchair for 17 months with both legs hip to ankle in plaster and a broomstick between her ankles. Mum thought she wouldnt be able to do much. She was wrong. She managed to hop upstairs, she used a skateboard and roller skates to get around, she even managed to get stuck on the roof of a climbing frame house in the park where we lived. Where there is a will there's a way. "
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"Just recieved a text from my mum telling me to clean the fridge. We have an under the counter fridge. I'm on crutches with a bad knee. Can somebody please explain the logic of me being able to clean the fridge? I'm at a loss...! Maybe my brain isn't functioning but how am I meant to get on the floor, get back up again to put the shelves in the sink, get back down to clean the rest of the fridge, get back up to clean the shelves, get back down to put the shelves back in, then get back up again?
Text her back and ask her. She clearly thinks it's possible.
She said I should bump down the stairs onto a cushion, then 'row' to the kitchen on the cushion if it were anyone else doing it, I would laugh but it's not so funny when it's muself! If I hadn't had a rough physio session today I would have tried it though haha. Knowing my luck I would drop a ketchup bottle on myself!
Absolutely shocking.
You keep ketchup in the fridge ?
I keep ketchup in the fridge "
Never mind the poor lady with the crutches, ketchup is the real issue ... I'm pretty certain its meant to be kept refrigerated once opened as bacteria will have entered the bottle and you'll want to inhibit its growth |
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