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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On the first day of Christmas my fab friend sent to me :-

A cock that went right down to his knee.

Any more verses?

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By *itboyslim2Man  over a year ago

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"On the first day of Christmas my fab friend sent to me :-

A cock that went right down to his knee.

Any more verses? "

On the 2nd day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Two boobs a bouncing x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 cocks a swinging

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By *itboyslim2Man  over a year ago

stevenage

On the 3 rd day of Christmas

My true love love gave to me

Three little spanks

2 boobs a bouncing

And a cock that came to his knee.

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By *itboyslim2Man  over a year ago

stevenage

Oops. 4 spanks now

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By *itboyslim2Man  over a year ago

stevenage


"Oops. 4 spanks now

"

FIVE GOLD SHOWERS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 gold clit rings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6 69's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 gold cock rings.

4 dirty whores

3 some in a club

2 in the butt

And a cock that went down to his knee.

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By *ristol HellfireMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Seven sheds of grey.

This, in no way, condones the utter pile of rubbish that was 'Fifty Shades of Grey', it's spin-offs or the film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7 maids a milking...

don't even need to change that one haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"7 maids a milking...

don't even need to change that one haha."

Maybe one word change.........

Milfs a milking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"7 maids a milking...

don't even need to change that one haha.

Maybe one word change.........

Milfs a milking? "

Yeah if you want lol.

Do like maids though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"7 maids a milking...

don't even need to change that one haha.

Maybe one word change.........

Milfs a milking?

Yeah if you want lol.

Do like maids though "

Isn't it eight? (1 more, wont hurt!!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"7 maids a milking...

don't even need to change that one haha.

Maybe one word change.........

Milfs a milking?

Yeah if you want lol.

Do like maids though "

It gets better though, it's 8 maids is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7 spankers spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

7 Subs a sucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

8 trannies flouncing

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

9 gold cock rings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10 straight men sucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

11 rusty looking rings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8 trannies flouncing "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 Doms Domineering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe 8 then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really am surprised every year how many people don't know that the twelve days of Christmas begins with Christmas day through to 5th January - and not 1st December.

This was something I learned as a young child.

...and I don't even celebrate xmas.

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By *itboyslim2Man  over a year ago

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"I really am surprised every year how many people don't know that the twelve days of Christmas begins with Christmas day through to 5th January - and not 1st December.

This was something I learned as a young child.

...and I don't even celebrate xmas.

"

Thanks Wikipedia.... Who said anything different?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

13 lads a licking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

11 fannies flapping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"13 lads a licking. "

How many days of Christmas are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"13 lads a licking.

How many days of Christmas are you having? "

if one follows the retailers model for days of Christmas, it'd be about 90

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"13 lads a licking.

How many days of Christmas are you having? if one follows the retailers model for days of Christmas, it'd be about 90 "

....That'll be one long song

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really am surprised every year how many people don't know that the twelve days of Christmas begins with Christmas day through to 5th January - and not 1st December.

This was something I learned as a young child.

...and I don't even celebrate xmas.

"

And who has said or implied otherwise?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the 90th day of Christmas my true love have to me...........

90 rotting pumpkins

89 slightly broken broomsticks........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"13 lads a licking.

How many days of Christmas are you having? "

I decided instead of going back down, as in the proper version , I'd go up! I've worked out that with diffferent time zones I can have capacity for additional numbers !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On the 90th day of Christmas my true love have to me...........

90 rotting pumpkins

89 slightly broken broomsticks........

"

On the 160th day :-

160 creme eggs with the tops bitten off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the 364th day.............364 cheap rolls of wrapping.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On the 364th day.............364 cheap rolls of wrapping. "

.. you've tickled me now

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