I actually attempted to play the recorder with mine the other day just to see if I could. It was not a successful experiment but the resulting video I sent the BF was comedy gold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have it as the centrepiece of a salad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly deterrent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put dreadlocks on it, picture it and enter it as artwork for a new Predator film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick a "Pay & Display" ticket machine next to it for anyone wanting to use it.....

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"I actually attempted to play the recorder with mine the other day just to see if I could. It was not a successful experiment but the resulting video I sent the BF was comedy gold.

Lucky man

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

I'll get the Tattinger....

where can I stick the cork?

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By *ittlebitWoman over a year ago

Plymouth

Make it purr

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Use it as an entertainment center. Get rid of the ps3 etc. Many more hours from a pussy. Can even use it during power cuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use as an escape tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The perfect Sunday retreat

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By *ribal leaderMan over a year ago

penzance

Paint it with face paint to look like a canoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

I'll get the Tattinger....

where can I stick the cork?

I'm sure you can think of somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rent it out...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Collect ladygoo

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple over a year ago

redditch

Somewhere to keep your wine bottle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Push a baby out of it!!!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Feed it Kitty Catt?

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple over a year ago

redditch

Hear hear lol love it lol x

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Cover it in soil, water it, and grow carrots out of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worship it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

With strawberries

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Drip Hot Candle Wax on it..

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Fill it with helium and reach for the stars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unquestioningly do whatever it's owner tells you to do with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adore it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warm your toes if you've been out walking the dog (I've just got backand mine are freezing)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a snooker cue stand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiddle with it until it gets wet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plant your aspidistras in there.

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

makeshift whoopee cushion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fuck it lick and suck it get her pressing it in ya face get ya fingers inside it and rub her G till she's squirming with raving orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as an advent candle holder. Instead of lighting the wick, just slide it in or out a little more each day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a lady with large labia,stretch them over your face then re-enact the face hugger alien scene

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

use it to stand your Christmas tree in,

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Make men jump through hoops to get at it....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it a makeover.

Glitter, gems etc.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

Give it a makeover.

Glitter, gems etc.

I can think of something better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a candle holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a tombola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as oil for my 'tache and beard.

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it a proper name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as a mantrap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use it as a mantrap"

Um....needs bait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ping pong ball dispenser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy it for all you can

pussies are the most amazing erotic pleasure giving bits of kit lol and just simply desired x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staple it. Ram her panties in to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill it with champaign and drink from it with a straw

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I saw a Japanese girl painting with hers

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