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By *lligator3 OP Man over a year ago

Dundee

Time to list an achievement you have done or one you want to take credit for regardless if true.

I invented sticklebricks by accident when stealing all my sisters hairbrushes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not a biggy to some but total change of career just before i was 50 - getting level 3 nvq in health and social adult care - just wish i had done it years before

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shot bin laden

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

i shot the sheriff ...but i didnt shoot the deputy !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I taught a porn star how to give head before she started doing vids/mags/photo shoots

And this actually true :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented condoms when I was 6! We had just had a sex ed class (no mention of condoms) and I thought why not put a sandwich bag over it and hold it in place with an elastic band lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i found out by some old gypsy woman fortune teller up in blackpool that I am the reincarnation of 50s rock and roll legend buddy holly..even though I cant sing or play a musical instrument it was still a big shock to my system to know I was such a great talented person in another life..and I find that a amazing achievement within itself..

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

I’m a very close relative of the Duchess of Windsor.

Oh, hang a moment, that’s in another parallel universe where I’m also extremely rich, successful and all women think I’m a sex Adonis. DAM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am the walrus.

Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once invented bannisters by accident, I was herding guinea pigs upstairs and needed a way of protecting the varnish on the wall cladding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/11/14 07:16:37]

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By *bbandflowCouple over a year ago

South Devon

I am the only person who knows what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love...in mitigation I had been drinking!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I patented the word 'Genuine' ©®™ twenty years ago.

Anyone using it in profiles actually owes me a usage fee.

Rates are negotiable.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I let the dogs out.

I had to. I didn't want them to wee on the carpet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who actually framed Roger Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually true.

I invented turn around touch the ground, chicken legs peck.

Saying.

In school playground in 1978

In Holbeach, Lincolnshire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time to list an achievement you have done or one you want to take credit for regardless if true.

I invented sticklebricks by accident when stealing all my sisters hairbrushes!"

I invented sliced bread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life forever lol

..... Just saying !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came up with the name gobble bobble.

The gobble bobble is carried with you to meets so you can tie your hair up while doing oral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented builders bum by sticking a brick in the seat of their jeans to ensure their arse crack is always on show.....

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By *heekychap70Man over a year ago

Hinckley

"I came up with the name gobble bobble.

The gobble bobble is carried with you to meets so you can tie your hair up while doing oral "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was the Author of hong kong phooeys book of kung foo

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I am Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pot noodles make you sterile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I'm Spartacus

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Cheap duvets are filled with the belly button fluff of millions of Chinese workers who are paid less than a dollar a day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheap duvets are filled with the belly button fluff of millions of Chinese workers who are paid less than a dollar a day. "

Wow, I really didn't know that.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Brian and so is my wife.

Aswell as me being The Walrus.

I was also the inspiration for the Jupiter class mining vessel Red Dwarf.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheap duvets are filled with the belly button fluff of millions of Chinese workers who are paid less than a dollar a day. "

Mmmmm, navel lint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a duck has one leg it can only paddle in circles

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Two wrongs don't make right, but three lefts do

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Two wrongs don't make right, but three lefts do "

I had to spend ages doing that in my head driving an imaginary car to see yes it is true

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"Cheap duvets are filled with the belly button fluff of millions of Chinese workers who are paid less than a dollar a day. "

I thought it was between the toes fluff.

Or am I thinking of pillows?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe? Wasn't me!

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By *lligator3 OP Man over a year ago

Dundee

This is top secret but I also invented a flaw on petrol nozzles, my invention detects when your trying to slow the flow of fuel to a round number (say £20.00). It automatically pushes it to £20.01.

We know you'll want to give it another try and we get an extra £1 off you at £21.00.

Turns out you get it right everytime at £20.00, it's my pesky invention that messes with your head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now we are not bragging or owt but.... no one has ever seen batman and catwoman in the same place as us, so you can make your own minds up on that

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I know who the banker is on Deal Or No Deal. I'm keeping schtum as to whether or not I fucked him though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was founder of tineyegate on the forums...true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am the Stig's older slower brother - and I have a shiny helmet to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was successfully sued by the band Inspiral Carpets and had to downsize my carpet shop to Mark's Mats

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I invented the question mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I invented the question mark

What's that ¥

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By *ittykate84Woman over a year ago

CHESTER

I brought sexy back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented the fleshlight now loads of men hold a torch for me ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The BBC fallacy. Let's go with some science on this one lol

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423

"the mean penile length was 13.37 cm with a median of 13 cm and a range of 7.5-19.5 cm"

Both median and mean are well under 6 inches. Sorry guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too sexy to be sung about by Right Said Fred,

hence, I wasn't in the song!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I came up with the name gobble bobble.

The gobble bobble is carried with you to meets so you can tie your hair up while doing oral "

Always carry one - never gave it a name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented COCK BIBS

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By *ristol HellfireMan over a year ago

Bristol

We hired Aaron to work in one of our Bristol fish and chip shops; he's come on a long way since the early days, and no longer has to wear a hair net.

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By *couser83Man over a year ago

Liverpool

I came up with the idea of fab swingers, but the people who made it robbed the idea off me

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"I am the Stig's older slower brother - and I have a shiny helmet to prove it! "

I am the Stigs fat cousin and have a T-shirt to prove it

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I came up with the name gobble bobble.

The gobble bobble is carried with you to meets so you can tie your hair up while doing oral "

That's worth a Nobel Prize. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on the seal team that found Osama bin laden

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By *lligator3 OP Man over a year ago

Dundee

[Removed by poster at 30/11/14 20:12:28]

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By *lligator3 OP Man over a year ago

Dundee

I helped jimmy choo start his own shoe business back in the day.

He was up for buying into the privatisation of British Rail and having a company called Choo Choo Trains...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ws the second gunman on the grasy knoll

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

After with lemon came out, I was at the airport on my way to France and I said 'wouldn't it be cool if they did eith lime?' And when I got back from France with lime was on the shelves. I'm convinced someone heard me! xD

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I am a direct descendent of the last high king of Ireland

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

I fully understand the workings of a woman's mind , yes fellas the book will be published soon !

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

I know a bloke who knows where to find a ladies clitoris without having to ask for directions (not that blokes will ever ask for directions anyway..lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that the Carly Simon song, "your so vain, I bet you think this song is about you"

is actually about........................him!

So is he vain for thinking that it is?, cause it is!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's Spartacus when you need him ?

I invented the reverse Heimlich Manoeuvre, where you massage the chest until you're breathless

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Although I don't have an Accurist watch, I once stood in for Brian Cobby as The Speaking Clock when he had laryngitis in January 1989

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I invented the label bi-selfish for all the ladies who take but don't give

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Time wasting was coined after my proclivities to relax, spend hours doing little and ignoring pig headed deadlines.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Newark is an anagram

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not Spartacus.

But I do know his brother.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

I'm a direct descendant of Genghis Khan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once ignored the advice of rock legends and stopped believing. As a result I am not alright now, am incapable of going down deeper and down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ignored the advice of rock legends and stopped believing. As a result I am not alright now, am incapable of going down deeper and down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once ignored the advice of rock legends and stopped believing. As a result I am not alright now, am incapable of going down deeper and down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I taught a porn star how to give head before she started doing vids/mags/photo shoots

And this actually true :D"

Which pornstar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I played the guitar solo on The Kink's 'you really got me'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In invented Rock, paper scissors .... and later added lizard Spock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In invented Rock, paper scissors .... and later added lizard Spock

Respect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was founder of tineyegate on the forums...true

You were! and what a lot of people left the site or went into hiding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented the ash tray for motorbikes an electronic cigarettes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a daily mail reporter .... Shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a girl have an orgasm whilst standing up and I was physically not touching her when it happened.............she has given me a reference as well

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By *icelymarkedMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I went to ballet lessons with Cherie Blair!

And I can eat a bag of crisps in ten different languages.

Those two facts are not related!

Oh aye, and we lived next door to the sister of the brother in law who's uncle used to clean Paul McCartneys windows