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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a bit of fun.
Hope it's okay.
Demands.
I won't go near your bits until you're shaved and plucked.
Me in my fancy lingerie (panting to be fucked)
Oh but wait!
There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
the finest in the land.
From top of head to balls of toes
you must be squeaky clean
no sign of hair anywhere
I really am not keen.
Feel free to add...please.
Just a bit of fun....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My toes don't have balls...
balls of your toes is an expression for the bones in your toes...... 
Yeah I know...was just a bit of crack... No that's your heels   "
Ah ah, I moisturise frequently... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best?
The pure stuff...  "
Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best?
The pure stuff...
Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... "
Marvel?!
No..'twould go all claggy and lumpy I'm sure...really not the experience I was harbouring in my head! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie. 
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple  "
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
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No, stripey. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey. "
Like an evil witch's socks?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey. "
you're a hard woman to please |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
"
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. "
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun.
Hope it's okay.
Demands.
I won't go near your bits until you're shaved and plucked.
Me in my fancy lingerie (panting to be fucked)
Oh but wait!
There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
the finest in the land.
From top of head to balls of toes
you must be squeaky clean
no sign of hair anywhere
I really am not keen.
Feel free to add...please.
Just a bit of fun.... "
Should he confirm the pluck
Does it guarantee a fuck
As he's lactose intolerant
He'd rather not be be so obedi..ant
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
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Just a bit of fun......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun...... "
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun.
Hope it's okay.
Demands.
I won't go near your bits until you're shaved and plucked.
Me in my fancy lingerie (panting to be fucked)
Oh but wait!
There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
the finest in the land.
From top of head to balls of toes
you must be squeaky clean
no sign of hair anywhere
I really am not keen.
Feel free to add...please.
Just a bit of fun....
Should he confirm the pluck
Does it guarantee a fuck
As he's lactose intolerant
He'd rather not be be so obedi..ant
"
Loike it. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... "
Do they not screw back on???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on??? "
The latest models do, clever dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on??? "
Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on???
Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off "
Anything is possible... |
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"There's one more small demand.
A bath in asses milk you'll have,
Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best?
The pure stuff...
Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... "
try carnation
there's a red carnation on the can
cos its the best milk in the land
no pails to pitch
no tits to twitch
just punch two holes in the sonofabitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on???
Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off
Anything is possible... "
And what do you use to screw it on and off then a cockscrew? |
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. "
get them to use liquid latex paint then it doubles as a condom |
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