"Felling a wank in my car but where people can see me any ideas? "
. Hope you car has darkened windows so that no one can see you. Are you hoping to be arrested for indecency?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back seat.....more room. But probably not parked in Morrisons car park at 2.30pm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try a library Wank into a book then go back the next day to see if the pages are stuck together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a bicycle instead for maximum exposure.....and if you like it dangerous take off the saddle!

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By *osmicsMan over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Downing Street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rush hour on the M60 at simister island. Have an ANGRY WANK!!!

i listen to galaxy radio and they chuck out traffic news - always this simister island with delays

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By *inCity BluesMan over a year ago

London

"Felling a wank in my car but where people can see me any ideas? "

What about your local High Street on a Saturday afternoon? Or outside your nearest football ground on match day? In case they still don't notice you, put a handwritten sign on your car roof with I'M HAVING A WANK FEEL FREE TO WATCH written in capital letters. A big arrow pointing down might help too.

Let us know how you get on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lay back over the bonnet - huge fantasy for so many folk is this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Felling a wank in my car but where people can see me any ideas? "

Are you meaning where people who WANT to watch can see you or were you would be caught by some innocent unsuspecting passer by who would call the police and have you put on the sex offenders register??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**god I'm logging off**

Off for a car wank?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy a race day at brands hatch?

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

In the car,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Use a bicycle instead for maximum exposure.....and if you like it dangerous take off the saddle!

Sore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Felling a wank in my car but where people can see me any ideas? "

lots of places around fife & perthshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe the OP is still driving round looking for a suitable place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How rude the OP hasn't been back to thank you all for your helpful suggestions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Use a bicycle instead for maximum exposure.....and if you like it dangerous take off the saddle!

Sore!

Hope so lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The backseat of a taxi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

outside the house of commons you will feel at home with all the other wankers there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down the motorway in a convertible so when you shoot it flys out the back on to the person behinds windscreen, the real fun is seeing there faces trying to work out whats just hit the windscreen lol

All in jest dont try this at home kids !!

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Down the motorway in a convertible so when you shoot it flys out the back on to the person behinds windscreen, the real fun is seeing there faces trying to work out whats just hit the windscreen lol

All in jest dont try this at home kids !!

Phew - just back from a quick run up the M5 and it only works if you do it in back seat of a convertible.. messy seat if you try it in the front..

PS.. wear glasses or goggles..

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

don't wank, fuck the exhaust

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