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Woman on a quiz show, needs to get two correct answers to win the jackpot.
Q1. Who was the first woman on Earth.
A. Eve
Correct
Q2. What were her first spoken words.
A. Ooooh that's a hard one.
Correct, we have a winner ladies and gentlemen. |
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2 kids wake up one morning and decide they're going to start swearing.
They go in the kitchen and their mum asks, "what do you want for breakfast?"
First kids replies "give me some coco pops, bitch", his mum gives him a good slap,
then she asks hid brother "and what do you want?" the brother replies, "don't know, but it won't be fucking coco pops." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a
car crash.
A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his
blood back!.
So she throws a tampon in his face and says "there you go you
miserable git, I'll pay you back monthly!" And the moral of this story
is :- Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man!, there
will ALWAYS be a string attached!. |
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My girlfriend has just asked me how many women I've shagged.
I said, 'I really don't want to answer that love, you know I've had a past
& I don't want to upset you!'
'C'mon' she said, 'I can handle it!'
So I had to sit there and count them all...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12 |
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