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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you wish to know what the climate is going to be like over the next 50 years, consult a Climatologist.
If you wish to know what the weather is going to be like when you go to Majorca next spring, consult a Meteologist.
If it's pissing it down, consult your urologist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandad is funny like that.
If the weather is boiling hot but the weather forecast yesterday "predicted" rain, he'll stay in.
Me:
"Alright Grandad how's tricks"
Him:
"Gonna rain Ben..staying put"
Me:
"But it's hot out"
Him:
"Weather forecasted rain"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Red sky at night, Stoke's on fire.
Red sky in the morning, still burning.
My foolproof weather forecasting system.
1 open eyes
2 open curtains
3 look out of windows
4 decide what the weather looks like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Red sky at night, Stoke's on fire.
Red sky in the morning, still burning.
My foolproof weather forecasting system.
1 open eyes
2 open curtains
3 look out of window
3½ where do you live again!
4 decide what the weather looks like"
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