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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Blimey , i just got mail on here asking if i want a job as an escort, lol

i know theres a credit crunch on at mo, but i'm not that skint lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pmsl i am!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not looking for single blokes are they. If so please point them in my direction xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOL!!! I'm not that skint but hey regreat the things in life you do ... not thr things you don't!!

LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeh lets all just have sex for free with strangers thats better for our morals dont you think.

lest we judge

amen

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Take the job!! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i just had a 'i'll pay 30 for 5 minutes touching your boobs!' message!

lol whats going off here then ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i just had a 'i'll pay 30 for 5 minutes touching your boobs!' message!

lol whats going off here then ? "

I don't think its all me, me, me.... but was you talking about my boobs??

LOL!!!!

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By *ricky_DickyMan  over a year ago

Mirfield

You'd be surprised just how many people on the swinging scene do escort work.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'd be surprised just how many people on the swinging scene do escort work."

But surely they get enough sex at work.

W

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I paid £1000 for an Escort only a couple of months ago. I know it's a lot of money, in the past I've never paid more than about £4 - 500.

Must be inflation or something.

Mind to be fair this one came with 12 months MOT and 5 months tax, so probably not such a bad deal ...

What do you mean, not kind of Escort ?

Eh ? Is there some other kind ?

Sorry guys you've lost me ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'd be surprised just how many people on the swinging scene do escort work.

But surely they get enough sex at work.

W "

i wz thinking exactly that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

think you would probably be surprised at who uses fab.

why would escorts come on here for sex, this place is full of desperate to get laid guys, surely not their type?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was offered £250 to parade in stockings and heels for some lunatic on here and only for 15 minutes I might add.... where do these luntaics come from lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was offered £250 to parade in stockings and heels for some lunatic on here and only for 15 minutes I might add.... where do these luntaics come from lol"

How strange, so was I, and I was willing but Colleen wouldn't let me.

W

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I paid £1000 for an Escort only a couple of months ago. I know it's a lot of money, in the past I've never paid more than about £4 - 500.

Must be inflation or something.

Mind to be fair this one came with 12 months MOT and 5 months tax, so probably not such a bad deal ...

What do you mean, not kind of Escort ?

Eh ? Is there some other kind ?

Sorry guys you've lost me ....

"

can have gemma for £20 lol

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By *ocky669Man  over a year ago

Northumberland

£20.00 that must be for the first 3 mins cos thats all he will last with your hot northern minx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"£20.00 that must be for the first 3 mins cos thats all he will last with your hot northern minx "

that with a tab lol

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By *ocky669Man  over a year ago

Northumberland

and thats with 1 minute warm up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

enjoy your hols

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By *ocky669Man  over a year ago

Northumberland

sure will J and R and you enjoy the fell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Blimey , i just got mail on here asking if i want a job as an escort, lol

i know theres a credit crunch on at mo, but i'm not that skint lol ..."

i am wats there id lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sure will J and R and you enjoy the fell "

you know gateshead then lol

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By *ickedWWoman  over a year ago

Chester

Always thought about escorting but never actually done it, I think it would be exciting, but then again this way on here I get to choose the guy's.... Imagine Shrek turning up to take you out NO NO NO !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always thought about escorting but never actually done it, I think it would be exciting, but then again this way on here I get to choose the guy's.... Imagine Shrek turning up to take you out NO NO NO !!"

pmsl that can happen on here

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By *j_markCouple  over a year ago
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Totteridge/Whetstone


"Blimey , i just got mail on here asking if i want a job as an escort, lol

i know theres a credit crunch on at mo, but i'm not that skint lol ..."

The user who sent these messages has been removed from the site since it breaks our rules

Admin x

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By *ickedWWoman  over a year ago

Chester

I could always take my blind fold, and I could wear it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Makes a great roleplay scenario though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do I dont I ? Mmmmmmm would he miss it ? fook it...kick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Blimey , i just got mail on here asking if i want a job as an escort, lol

i know theres a credit crunch on at mo, but i'm not that skint lol ...

The user who sent these messages has been removed from the site since it breaks our rules

Admin x"

aww admin i was looking 4 a job lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do I dont I ? Mmmmmmm would he miss it ? fook it...kick "

DAMN YOU FUSSY lol....the day just wouldn't be the same without a good kick from you. Hope your having a good week and change those shoes...there too hard ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do I dont I ? Mmmmmmm would he miss it ? fook it...kick

DAMN YOU FUSSY lol....the day just wouldn't be the same without a good kick from you. Hope your having a good week and change those shoes...there too hard ouch!"

lol steel toe caps babes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i ordered an escort once and they delivered a f*cking car what was i supposed to do stick junior up the exaust hahahahahaha pmsl

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghgh"

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

depends on the car lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"depends on the car lol"

you worry me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"depends on the car lol

you worry me lol"

I worry myself! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was offered £250 to parade in stockings and heels for some lunatic on here and only for 15 minutes I might add.... where do these luntaics come from lol"

Dunno, but send him my PayPal details ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

250 ,,, i will do it for a tenner ,, plus expenses ,,, can i flip them ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a tenner spare lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a tenner spare lol"

I will do it for you, just £5 ;D

W

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghgh"
OMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ha ha yes that was him......... he had a real thing for that exhaust pipe, I'm sure it showed him in action on some part of the show too....... totally bizarre !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ha ha yes that was him......... he had a real thing for that exhaust pipe, I'm sure it showed him in action on some part of the show too....... totally bizarre !"

imagine on his return home to a horny wife to which he says "not tonight i'm exhausted"

sorry could'nt resist lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ha ha pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ha ha yes that was him......... he had a real thing for that exhaust pipe, I'm sure it showed him in action on some part of the show too....... totally bizarre !

imagine on his return home to a horny wife to which he says "not tonight i'm exhausted"

sorry could'nt resist lol"

pmsl it was very bizarre ........but compulsive viewing!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghghOMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww "

I remember this story too. There are some pretty mixed up people out there. What does the guy do if he sees another make & model he likes? Have an affair with it and hope his little MG at home doesn't find out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghghOMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I remember this story too. There are some pretty mixed up people out there. What does the guy do if he sees another make & model he likes? Have an affair with it and hope his little MG at home doesn't find out? "

if this was the case if he shagged a twin exhaust would that count as a 3sum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghghOMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I remember this story too. There are some pretty mixed up people out there. What does the guy do if he sees another make & model he likes? Have an affair with it and hope his little MG at home doesn't find out?

if this was the case if he shagged a twin exhaust would that count as a 3sum "

And if he and a mate got together and they both shagged an old Datsun would that be a gang-banger?

This could get very silly hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghghOMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I remember this story too. There are some pretty mixed up people out there. What does the guy do if he sees another make & model he likes? Have an affair with it and hope his little MG at home doesn't find out?

if this was the case if he shagged a twin exhaust would that count as a 3sum

And if he and a mate got together and they both shagged an old Datsun would that be a gang-banger?

This could get very silly hehehe"

imagine doggin your going at it like the clappers an he's wanking over your exhaust pipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh now there was a programme on tv about that not so long ago, something to do with men who loved their cars a little much urghhghghghghghghOMG i saw that this one guy was obsessed with the exbhaust pipe if i remember......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I remember this story too. There are some pretty mixed up people out there. What does the guy do if he sees another make & model he likes? Have an affair with it and hope his little MG at home doesn't find out?

if this was the case if he shagged a twin exhaust would that count as a 3sum

And if he and a mate got together and they both shagged an old Datsun would that be a gang-banger?

This could get very silly hehehe

imagine doggin your going at it like the clappers an he's wanking over your exhaust pipe "

if its chromed it wont chafe...not that i know that is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

whole new meaning to the old rust bucket lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could trade it in after there giving you £2000 now well worth thinking about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that car thing was nasty!!!!! but funny lmao

theres 1 thing your hubby coming home saying he's having an affair its another when he says 'with the mondeo up the road' pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

would it be as bad if it was a porche rather than a mondeo ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

has any1 actually hire an escort

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yea from budget cars lol

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only escort ive ever had is one back to an asylum cell..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only escort ive ever had is one back to an asylum cell..lol"

you should try exchange and mart!

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