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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.
So since 9am I have:
Done some online xmas shopping.
Wrapped some presents.
Paid some bills.
Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.
Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!
Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)
Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.
All in all an enjoyable morning!
Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!
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that is what life is like in retirement, trust me its a LOT of fun  .
I have never found a fake picture yet and wonder if we're doing something wrong  .
I particularly admire your ability to eat a whole packet of Hob Nobs, well played sir! |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"that is what life is like in retirement, trust me its a LOT of fun .
I have never found a fake picture yet and wonder if we're doing something wrong .
I particularly admire your ability to eat a whole packet of Hob Nobs, well played sir!"
I was a tad peckish.
And it's easy. Just found another uploaded 2 minutes ago!
Roll on retirement!
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Do you report the fake photos? Or stalk and see what they get up to before dropping the bombshell? Or tip them off? Or do you just wait for the call and charge a private investigator's fee to clients worrying about fake profiles? |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
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"Do you report the fake photos? Or stalk and see what they get up to before dropping the bombshell? Or tip them off? Or do you just wait for the call and charge a private investigator's fee to clients worrying about fake profiles? "
Just the first. 
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"Do you report the fake photos? Or stalk and see what they get up to before dropping the bombshell? Or tip them off? Or do you just wait for the call and charge a private investigator's fee to clients worrying about fake profiles?
Just the first.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've been editing a flyer and doing the laundry whilst playing with, reading to and singing/dancing with a 3 year old....not bad for a morning's work. Putting my feet up til school pick up time now |
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"Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.
So since 9am I have:
Done some online xmas shopping.
Wrapped some presents.
Paid some bills.
Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.
Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!
Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)
Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.
All in all an enjoyable morning!
Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!
A"
Lol how did you do the following without a laptop
Done some online xmas shopping.
Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!
Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.
So since 9am I have:
Done some online xmas shopping.
Wrapped some presents.
Paid some bills.
Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.
Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!
Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)
Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.
All in all an enjoyable morning!
Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!
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Lol how did you do the following without a laptop
Done some online xmas shopping.
Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!
Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer
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Erm.....simple.
My work laptop isn't working.
My own, my ipad, my kindle and my iphone are.
Anyhooos...... time for lunch! 
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