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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never understand why the cogent of messages is not allowed to be published especially as 99% of them are exactly the same so you wouldn't be able to distinguish who sent it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week
17 minutes ago"
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Any luck with that ? 
I'm not telling mine as it would reveal far too much, but interesting to see people's different approaches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week
17 minutes ago"
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Thank you. Or something like that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx"
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week
17 minutes ago"
Any luck with that ?
I'm not telling mine as it would reveal far too much, but interesting to see people's different approaches."
Not as yet:p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !
I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those!   xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !
I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx
Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas "
*drops mug of tay*
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !
I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx
Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas
*drops mug of tay*
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butter fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !
I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx
Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas "
Any luck?  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx
Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !
I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx
Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas
*drops mug of tay*
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Oooooh! Hope it wasn't hot hun! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle."
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
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When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "
Niiiice with cucumber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "
Please don't put the chilli sauce on your cucumber, I know it's called sweet chilly dipping sauce but it'll still sting!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce
Niiiice with cucumber."
but not up the fajiner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "
Having a vagina is only really exciting when you meet up with someone with one of those free attachments that nature designed for it - especially when it's quite a big attachment! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love your status updates"
Sent to Classicalfilth - you really should add her to your hotlist. Her status updates alone quite often get me hot under the collar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know talking about oneself is terribly boring but there was no vagina in my shorts and much as I ponder with my craft knife and pliers about making one, I'm not confident I could return my current gift back to its former glory.
I can of course send this as a message in order to stop hijacking this thread if needed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.
A cucumber aisle?
An aisle for cucumbers?
*scratches head*
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce
Please don't put the chilli sauce on your cucumber, I know it's called sweet chilly dipping sauce but it'll still sting! "
Bit of natural yoghurt will cool that right down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could someone clear this up for me?
I have physically checked myself for signs of 'the vagina' and have found nothing but a floppy old cock in a condom. (My dad told me to always wear a condom, but changing them everytime i pee is costing me a fortune)
Why then am i constantly accused of having sand in my vagina? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was -
As nice as you look in your pictures, I'm sorry but I am not interested in men who identify as bi in any way. "
Very wise! I believe bi-sexuality is contagious!!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was -
As nice as you look in your pictures, I'm sorry but I am not interested in men who identify as bi in any way.
Very wise! I believe bi-sexuality is contagious!! xx"
Haha I don't mind boys or girls but I just don't want a man who plays with other men putting his bits in me. God I sound awful - I'm not that mean or anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was:
Smiffy has the wheels. Dinger has the hoods. I'm in charge of ropes and pulleys. Two shits and lard arse have the gear.
Stumpy and noggin are juiced up. Bomber has a mate who has gloves, don't want to leave any prints. Security is tight, but we can wait until shift change and move in then when they ain't lookin.
Maybe I should sort my window cleaning company using emails instead of fab. |
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