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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This was on the Sarah Milican gig just on Ch4.

It's an euphemism for the moments before a desperately needed poo.

What, if anything, do you call that moment?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The turtle is showing it's head

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My ex called it a turtle head. I just call it 'OHMAGAWDGETOUTOFTHEWAYINEEDTHELOONNNNNAAAAAOOOOWWW!!'

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

I'm just off to curl one down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turtle heading here too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My exploits in this field are well documented.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?"

In company, to yourself, to a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a shit.

That's what I call it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?"

Would it differ Femme ?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

In company, to yourself, to a partner."

I need a shit....unless its in a work environment then I just pray I don't fart and leave a smell behind me.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

Would it differ Femme ? "

Of course!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

Would it differ Femme ? Of course! "

Wow and I had you down as a Lady at all times ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth. "

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

Would it differ Femme ? Of course!

Wow and I had you down as a Lady at all times ... "

How wrong can one be?

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth. "

Can't beat your own throne

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?... "

Keeping that shit private if you don't mind...ahem!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

In company, to yourself, to a partner.I need a shit....unless its in a work environment then I just pray I don't fart and leave a smell behind me. "

I can't remember whether it was the News Quiz or something else on the radio this week but there was a clipping from a paper where a man was trying to track down the beautiful woman who farted a big smelly and lied about it. He's looking for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?... Keeping that shit private if you don't mind...ahem! "

In a Box?...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?... Keeping that shit private if you don't mind...ahem!

In a Box?..."

Will a Debenhams one do I haven't got a Tiffany one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?... Keeping that shit private if you don't mind...ahem!

In a Box?...Will a Debenhams one do I haven't got a Tiffany one. "

By all means Debenhams absolutely Debenhams...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

This thread should merge with the Anal sex one.....

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham


"This thread should merge with the Anal sex one..... "

That's a crap idea

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This thread should merge with the Anal sex one..... "

I've been avoiding that one in case it gets scary.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

Have you got a posh privvy Femme?... Keeping that shit private if you don't mind...ahem!

In a Box?...Will a Debenhams one do I haven't got a Tiffany one. "

Pandora's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth. "

there's a fine line between touching cloth and the point of no return...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"This thread should merge with the Anal sex one.....

I've been avoiding that one in case it gets scary.

"

I won't mention peanut butter then.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Turtle heading here too "

Exact same here

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

there's a fine line between touching cloth and the point of no return... "

Can you suck yours back up then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

there's a fine line between touching cloth and the point of no return... "

Just a skid mark away from crashing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This thread should merge with the Anal sex one..... "

Just as a FYI..

Anal Sex has been proven to relieve occassional constipation so there's that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

there's a fine line between touching cloth and the point of no return... Can you suck yours back up then?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we talking what one would say in company or to oneself?

Would it differ Femme ? Of course!

Wow and I had you down as a Lady at all times ... How wrong can one be? "

In my case - all the time lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and I wouldn't shit in a public loo unless I was touching cloth.

there's a fine line between touching cloth and the point of no return... Can you suck yours back up then?

"

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

She was hilarious tonight, I have had popping candy sitting on my dressing table for 12 mths still not had a chance to try it out

Really must book to see her sometime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about laying cable ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Releasing The Chocolate Hostages, Dropping The Kids Off For Swimming.

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone

I say i'm going for a feeshus, or i'm going to drop a feesh in the chodbin.

The amount of times i said "i'm going for a shit" at work, and no one ever batted an eyelid, the minute i said "i'm going for a poo" i never heard the end of it

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I say i'm going for a feeshus, or i'm going to drop a feesh in the chodbin.

The amount of times i said "i'm going for a shit" at work, and no one ever batted an eyelid, the minute i said "i'm going for a poo" i never heard the end of it "

Now that I can believe.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple  over a year ago

when to loo is engaged and cloth is being touched is bad ..... but when the loo becomes vacant just as the need receeds is worse .... this is known as turtle recall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr Brown is in the departure lounge and I suspect he has a priority boarding pass

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Would you please excuse me.. I'll be back in a minute

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