little johny

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One day little Johnny was late for school

Upon his arrival the teacher asked "why are you late Johnny?"

To which he replied "sorry miss my father has been burned!"

"Oh I'm sorry," said the teacher "I hope it isn't serious?"

Little Johnny answers

"Oh it is miss, they don't fuck about in them crematories!"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did laugh, then felt guilty for some bizarre reason