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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided theLatest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up thebed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A d*unk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the d*unk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,(barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The d*unk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: "I think I just
beat the shit out of a ghost." |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided theLatest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up thebed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A d*unk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the d*unk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,(barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The d*unk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: "I think I just
beat the shit out of a ghost." "
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