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over a year ago
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I have been fishing for the first time ever this morning. My dear old grandad would be very proud. Only thing is, the fishing was in my downstairs toilet thanks to my son having blocked it with his man size poo!!
I really need a husband!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If your son does big shits just think of the size a fully grown man can produce. "
Yes but said fully grown husband could then retrieve his own fully grown turd!! |
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Ohh dear.. we really do need the suction loos that they have Abroad. Our flush type really do not work well enough.  what about those crazy poo on a platform then flush ones in Austria . yuk"
That is because they have lots of pork in their diet, its so you can check your stool for worms before flushing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your son does big shits just think of the size a fully grown man can produce.
Yes but said fully grown husband could then retrieve his own fully grown turd!!"
Fair point. |
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Ohh dear.. we really do need the suction loos that they have Abroad. Our flush type really do not work well enough. what about those crazy poo on a platform then flush ones in Austria . yuk"
I had to look this up and found == German toilets, the "lay and display" design |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I only ever fish for compliments, but no one ever gives them to me. 
Oh nooooooo Tina has turned into a look at me girl!!!! hahaha"
I thought it would be ironic to do a post about fishing for compliments that was a blatant fish for compliments  |
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"I only ever fish for compliments, but no one ever gives them to me.
Oh nooooooo Tina has turned into a look at me girl!!!! hahaha
I thought it would be ironic to do a post about fishing for compliments that was a blatant fish for compliments "
It almost worked but I deleted my compliment before I pressed send....I'm gulliable like that  |
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"I have been fishing for the first time ever this morning. My dear old grandad would be very proud. Only thing is, the fishing was in my downstairs toilet thanks to my son having blocked it with his man size poo!!
I really need a husband!!!!"
you'd never get a husbands head down far enough to release the poo, much better with a bent wire coat hanger and they don't make you sleep in the wet patch |
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Ohh dear.. we really do need the suction loos that they have Abroad. Our flush type really do not work well enough. what about those crazy poo on a platform then flush ones in Austria . yuk
I had to look this up and found == German toilets, the "lay and display" design "
use and peruse ... Or Luke then puke |
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